To my fellow Couch Army soldiers,
There comes a time in the life of every couch when it realizes that the years of being sat upon by asses large, small, stinky and misshapen have taken their toll on the upholstery. Yet even while the massive cheek imprints frighten us with their depth, one can only stand in awe of the many great moments had on it, and look forward to a future of firm, sexy cushions once again.
Now that I'm finished with the unnecessarily cheesy metaphor: Mancouch is going on hiatus. So, for the time being at least, you will no longer see new material on the main page.
Not to worry, though! The site will still remain up, as will all of our posts and your personal blogs. I encourage you all to keep writing here, to peruse our massive amount of manly material and to keep the torch burning. Use the search function on the main page to look for posts, or head over to the tag page
to find a specific topic.
Before we sign off, however, there are a few words of thanks I'd like to share. First of all, thanks to our tireless interns who brought great content to the site every day. We've had too many to count, but to the current team: Toni, Andrew, Brian, Jack, Lindsey, Sara, and to all of the other interns I've worked with - thank you! The same goes out to the Xanga team for all their support.
Most importantly, I thank all you readers. You've brought us a lot of laughs, sent in a lot of great content, and made Mancouch a truly worthwhile place to sit and relax.
Special thanks to mdongivin, mynameisbluesky, and A_NY_Zone61. Your respective contributions to the causes of manliness, provocative thought, and film critique were always great additions to the site.
Now raise your glasses to the Couch! A wretched hive of scum and villainy, a place of rest, humor, and home to some of the best pictures of boobs this side of the Xanga network. May she continue to cushion our asses wherever we go.
Head Editor, Mancouch.comP.S.
Just for posterity's sake, here are a few of my proudest personal moments in Mancouch history:The Pro's and Con's of Hot VampiresThe Evil Inside Olive Garden Ads
Top 5 College IdiotsAngry Sex Is A Problem Solver
Here's a quick look back at some of our favorite intern posts: Digital Obesity, DeliciousThe 7 People You Meet On The SubwaySnick: Almost Like Pr0n For KidsAn Ode To The Woman's RearUnshaved Girls Need Love Too!Ke$ha Is A Man
And finally, our highest grossing Megan Fox related post of all time:The World Vs. Megan Fox