Monday, 07 March 2011
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.The Heart Attack Grill, a diner in Chandler, AZ lost its 6'8", 575-pound spokesman when Blair River died at the age of 29. For those not familiar with the concept, the Heart Attack Grill serves some of the most unhealthy and bountiful food in the US under teh guise of being a tongue-in-cheek diet center. The waitresses dress as slutty nurses, and patrons that tip the scales at over 350 lbs eat for free.
While the spokesman's cause of death is currently unknown, but speculated to be pneumonia, it's probably not too speculative to think that maybe weighing 575 lbs had something to do with a 29 year-old dying of pneumonia. The Heart Attack Grill offers a touching tribute on their website, but maybe if they hadn't been selling people stuff like this, they wouldn't have had to say goodbye to someone so young. Sure people are ordering this shit, but these guys should take a little responsibility that the restaurant may have lived up to its name. Yay?
I'm gonna go do some yoga. Congrats, Heart Attack Grill. You made me feel guilty enough to do yoga. You win, universe.