Friday, 25 February 2011
-Why can smokers never find their lighters? And they only lose it the moment before they get the craving to smoke! Any other time, it's safely tucked in their pocket or sitting on the table.
-Why do people get completely out of their car at the drive-up ATM? Perfectly good waste of a car, if you ask me. (I saw this the other day, actually.)
-Speaking of ATM's, who started the trend of saying "ATM Machine" when the "M" in "ATM" stands for machine?
-Also about ATM's: Why do drive-up ATM's have braille?
-Why do skating rinks have handicapped parking spaces?
-How is it that you can have a kitchen full of food and yet find absolutely nothing to eat? (This happened to me this morning. I ended up eating popcorn with coffee...at 8:30 AM.)
-In Vegas, you can be 18 and walk into a completely nude strip club, but you have to be at least 21 to walk into a topless bar.
-The commercial for ANTI-Depression medicines say, "Possible side-effects are headaches, drowsiness, and thoughts of suicide."
-Weed is generally illegal (depending on the state), and it's never killed anyone. Cigarettes and asprin, however, are perfectly legal.
-Being someone else in front of a camera is called acting. Being someone else without the camera is called schizophrenia?
-The term "as hell" is now an adjective used to describe everything. Even opposites. Example: Cold as hell, hot as hell, janky as hell, good as hell.
-There is a war in Afghanistan, revolutions in Libya and Egypt, gas prices skyrocketing, and yet the ONLY things on the news are Justin Bieber's hair, the prince in England's wedding, and tips on how to lose weight.
These are just things I can think of off the top of my head. Feel free to comment/add-on as you wish.