Tuesday, 22 February 2011
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A.S.F. - Awkward Sex Face
An A.S.F or an “awkward sex face” is when you and your sex partner are in the middle of a steamy sex session and out of nowhere, their face contorts into something so hilarious, that your mood is ruined for the night.An A.S.F has three stages. The first stage is astonishment, when you are in a mini state of shock, wondering if what you just saw was a fabrication of your imagination. The second stage is realization, where you realize that it indeed was not a fabrication and that you really did just witness an A.S.F. The third stage is resistance, where you have to try to resist from laughing so hard in your sex partner’s face. If you cannot resist, you risk ruining the rest of the night and upsetting your partner.
Guys, it is not, and I repeat, NOT sexy when you are on top of your girl, guy, or doll and your face looks like this:
Are you aware that your face looks like this or something similar? I would guess probably not since you would be so caught up in the moment, that you lose all face control.So what can be done about this heinous crime? Since some people are in denial about their A.S.F, it would be very beneficial to them if their face was videotaped during sex. This sounds awkward in itself, but it would be worth it when you see what you really look like.
Of course, this goes for the ladies as well. I cannot imagine anything sexy about looking like the exorcist.
Maybe some guys are into that though. Then there are the proud A.S.F’ers, who have no shame in their game. They make faces like there is no tomorrow and could care less if their partner gets turned off. Hey, more power to them.So, have you ever been a victim of an A.S.F?
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I'm not gonna lie. I've stopped mid-session because I couldn't contain my laughter from seeing my partners ASF.
lol hilarious XD
Lmfaoo ..
ASF: Second only to the hilariousness of ACF. Awkward Cum Face is even worse... and there's just no stopping it. But I suppose at least it ends after that.
i like the last picture, its familiar
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@nimbusthedragon@xanga - That's the bane of my sexual existence.
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have to admit, i never really thought of that. *shrug* but then again i am always mocking those faces in porn ladies. they make horrible fake facial expression. cracks me up sometimes.
Funny, but I have no clue what this was until you made this post.
MY EYESSSSSSS
Lmaoo....
This made me laugh so hard, that I had to rec it. XD
I read blogs on a similar topic, but i never visited your blog. I added it to favorites and i'll be your constant reader.
LOL THE LAST PIC
My ex used to make the worst face, he looked like he was seizing and that he was about to throw up. I couldn't face him half the time.
My current has a good face, subtle but proof he's enjoying it. ;)
LOLOLOLOL at the last one!! AHAHAH
id rather not see my face at all. i just close my eyes.
lmfao
Nice Post...^^^
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