Tuesday, 22 February 2011
An A.S.F or an “awkward sex face” is when you and your sex partner are in the middle of a steamy sex session and out of nowhere, their face contorts into something so hilarious, that your mood is ruined for the night.
An A.S.F has three stages. The first stage is astonishment, when you are in a mini state of shock, wondering if what you just saw was a fabrication of your imagination. The second stage is realization, where you realize that it indeed was not a fabrication and that you really did just witness an A.S.F. The third stage is resistance, where you have to try to resist from laughing so hard in your sex partner’s face. If you cannot resist, you risk ruining the rest of the night and upsetting your partner.
Guys, it is not, and I repeat, NOT sexy when you are on top of your girl, guy, or doll and your face looks like this:
So what can be done about this heinous crime? Since some people are in denial about their A.S.F, it would be very beneficial to them if their face was videotaped during sex. This sounds awkward in itself, but it would be worth it when you see what you really look like.
Of course, this goes for the ladies as well. I cannot imagine anything sexy about looking like the exorcist.
Maybe some guys are into that though. Then there are the proud A.S.F’ers, who have no shame in their game. They make faces like there is no tomorrow and could care less if their partner gets turned off. Hey, more power to them.
So, have you ever been a victim of an A.S.F?