Saturday, 19 February 2011
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Take the Last Hot Pocket, Get Kidnapped. Sounds Reasonable.
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.
A 16 year-old girl in Staten Island was arrested for kidnapping the daughter of the man she was babysitting for. This is a little more confusing than it should be, so stick with us.The babysitter ate the last hot pocket, causing the father to "smack" her. The babysitter had been living with the father and daughter for a few days, so she waited for the dad to go to work, then snatched his baby girl and taunted him via text and Facebook. It sounds like we're dealing with a real criminal genius here.
Unsurprisingly, the authorities were able to track her down and jail her for, you know, kidnapping. The moral here: Never take the last hot pocket. Also, don't hit people and you really shouldn't live with a 16 year-old babysitter if you're not her father. Creepy. (Gawker)
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Comments (6)
woooahh...
That's about as ridiculous as what i heard last year;
someone didn't want to go to work at our job UPS and decided that the most intelligent thing was to call in... a bomb threat. little did he know and like your assumption 'unsurprisingly' was caught by the authorities. can you guess how? he used his gf's cell phone, cause you can't be tracked with that or anything.
what kills me though is that there is a payphone not even a ten minute walk away. couldn't use that?
Huh. People.
YUCK! you can have them all. gigglez
hot pockets are serious business.
id steal the last hotpocket yum steamy