Monday, 31 January 2011
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FCC May Ban the Word 'God' from Adult Films
WASHINGTON D.C. - On the heels of the recent decision to have the “n-word” removed from Mark Twain’s literary classic Huckleberry Finn and replaced with “slave” (because that is quite an improvement in status), representatives from the American Atheists have asked the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and Congress to censor all instances of the word “god” in pr0nographic films.
The AA released this statement: "More and more Americans are converting to Atheism every day. The American Atheists are dedicated to protecting all practicing atheists from persecution, discrimination, or otherwise unfair treatment. Each time an atheist beats off, adult film stars' beliefs are being shoved down that atheist's throat, as a penis is shoved down theirs."
If the atheists get their way, it would mean no more “Oh GOD f#$% me harder!” or “GOD that is HUGE!”
Representatives of the adult film industry worry, however, that removal of the word “god” - extremely prevalent in pr0nographic films and a word carrying a quite powerful emotional connotation - could seriously compromise the artistic integrity of such classics as Black Poles/White Holes, Schindler's Fist, Saturday Night Beaver, and many others.
Interestingly, the Catholic Church has come out in support of America's pr0n industry in a baffling public statement by Pope Benedictine XVI. “The Catholic Church stands by the notion that God and the Holy Spirit are omnipotent and omnipresent. The spirit’s presence can be felt, and should be appreciated, in all locations, in all facets of life; including when that barely legal, curious teenager is getting pounded mercilessly by a ten-incher."
An FCC spokesperson told Mancouch, "The FCC takes disputes of this kind very seriously. We will carefully evaluate all the facts to make sure that our new policy is designed to spoil the most fun for everybody. More information will be known in the weeks to come, as additional details are uncovered"
The American Atheists have suggested a few possible replacements for the word "god," including "Darwin," "physics," "imaginary man in the sky," and "personification of the laws of nature that helps humans accept the weirdness of the natural order of things while still maintaining a false sense of importance and purpose."
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You have GOT to be F&$%ING Kidding Me!
At least you get an "A" for creative thinking.
I'm starting a movement to ban atheism from Western Civilization.
this is interesting, especially because even those of us who are atheists use the word 'god' as such a generic term and not referring to the people that those who are religious believe in... trust me when i yell "oh my god" it's not to the "man upstairs" ( who i don't believe in)
@Irish_Russian@xanga - It's GOT to be a joke. If it's not from The Onion or a similar "news" source, it's definitely in the style of. I saw no links to an actual article, so...I mean, come on! LOL! I really don't think the vast majority of atheists would waste their time on something like that, let alone have an actual atheist organization reach a consensus to spend money, time, and resources on banning the word 'god' from porno films.
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace@xanga - Good thinking, Mr. Fuhrer.
It's a joke.
HAHA...thats hilarious.
man, there's gonna be so many re-shoots or dubs over porn now..
During the money shot the dude shoots a perfect money shot on the chick's face.
But at the same time he blurts out "AHHHHH OH MY GODDDDDD".
Director: ::shakes head:: fuck we gotta re-shoot this. you fucking idiot..
It won't be too bad for the chicks since they're always faking their shit on the camera.
Haha, this is funny.
Surely a joke... pretty damn funny one though.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength@xanga - I'm guessing you missed the second sentence in my comment.
that was funny. if i had a chance i woulda voted to keep the n-word in huckleberry finn. it's the author's own words, no need to sugarcoat it...as for use of God's name in pornography..ummm, christians "don't" watch pornography and i dont see quite why an atheist would be offended by it...but of course this post is a joke anyway so it doesn't really matter
@Irish_Russian@xanga - True. I'm still fighting a migraine since yesterday. That must've clouded my judgment.
Wait? They really removed the "N-Word" from Huck Finn?
That's ridiculous!!! It's not an appropriate word by any means, but that... changes the setting of the book and depicts a less harsh and ignorant time period... It actually sullies an American Literary Classic.
You just can't go editing words from OTHER people's works.
Now it's by "Mark Twain and the U.S. Government".
Censorship, how much is too much?
Those damned atheists! trying to remove God out of pornography! of all the nerve! first they try to soil our Christmas, now they want to soil on our porn? fuck them.
Lawl.
LAWLS!!!!
I am personally for porn actresses screaming "Yes, personification of the laws of nature that helps humans accept the
weirdness of the natural order of things while still maintaining a false
sense of importance and purpose, f**k me harder", but that's just me.
@aCe_KeiAnar@xanga - They did. I can't believe they did either nor can anyone else. That was too much.
Jesus (pun intended), this is so asinine and petty. In a hilarious example of irony, the atheists become as pushy and rigid as the Christians they claim to oppose.
They don't believe in God, they don't believe in God. Why do they keep forcing their "religion" down our throats. Just shut-up, already.
Kind of odd that they don't approve for those overpaid prostitutes to scream out and mock.
Every time a person takes this seriously, God- I mean, a personification of the laws of nature that helps humans accept the weirdness of the natural order of things while still maintaining a false sense of importance and purpose kills a kitten.
wow.....*smh*......
Watch porn with the sound down. Neighbors/roommates appreciate it.
So, let's think about it. Joke or not, if the word "God" was replaced with the word "Darwin" like suggested...
"I'm gonna splat all over your 'Darwin damned' face, trick!"
Either way there's no possible way the FCC would ban the use of the word "God", especially in adult films. I mean, in all fairness the U.S. constitution should be re-written and have the word "God" replaced and have all U.S. Dollars say "In some sort of non denominational being that we vaguely trust".
Being politically correct is a complete waste of time and energy. It doesn't mean you should be a jerk and insult everyone's beliefs, but be fucking sensible about the "real world" we live in.
Great post btw, keep em coming. This has to be my favorite one yet...