Wednesday, 19 January 2011
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.
Well, this explains a lot. Apparently Ke$ha's mom wanted her to be really responsible, so she did things like teach her about sex acts, and give her the keys to the car and condoms when she was 14. 14! Well, all that parenting made Ke$ha the chaste, virtuous woman she is today. Perhaps her mother could have told her that dollar signs aren't actually letters, and they should be left out of her name.
Other things about Ke$ha that no one needs to know, but will anyway: Her family is so white trash they hosted Paris and Nicole on The Simple Life, and she doesn't know who her dad is but likes to pretend it's Mick Jagger. Yowsers. Article here.