Wednesday, 19 January 2011
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Ke$ha "Knew Everything About Sex" Before She Was Seven
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.
Well, this explains a lot. Apparently Ke$ha's mom wanted her to be really responsible, so she did things like teach her about sex acts, and give her the keys to the car and condoms when she was 14. 14! Well, all that parenting made Ke$ha the chaste, virtuous woman she is today. Perhaps her mother could have told her that dollar signs aren't actually letters, and they should be left out of her name.
Other things about Ke$ha that no one needs to know, but will anyway: Her family is so white trash they hosted Paris and Nicole on The Simple Life, and she doesn't know who her dad is but likes to pretend it's Mick Jagger. Yowsers. Article here.
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I'm surprised this wasn't posted on Lovelyish, they love a good 'Ke$ha' bashing. Even though this was originally posted on 'JustaGuyThing.com', it definitely sticks out like a sore thumb on here.
*Xanga's Batman Out*
Wait... she pretends Mick Jagger is her father... but sings about how if a guy doesn't look like him, he isn't getting the time of day?
"Now the dudes are lining up 'cuz they hear we got swagger, but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"Interesting...
...So what? Learning more about her and understanding where she comes froms makes the bashing seem insignificant and pointless.
Atleast her mom spoke to her about sex. In a way, many girls don't even get that type of education.
Sounds saucy. I just went from six to midnight.
uhm i don't see anything wrong with giving a teenager condoms, i mean obviously 14 is young, but shit happens.
and she knew about sex. how is that bad? she's not pregnant, and definitely looks like she has fun haha
actually, i knew everything about sex when i was the same age. my mom decided she didn't want me believing anything downright stupid... like, babies appeared out of nowhere, or storks brought them. my best friend in grade school believed that until she was 14... guess which one of us waited longer to have sex??
the only thing i didn't know at that age was that sex felt GREAT. until the age of 12, i just thought it was something adults did every time they wanted to have a baby... i pictured it being as mechanical as brushing my teeth. but then, i watched my first porno and... yeah. whoa.
Wow. Just wow.
@tofloataway@xanga - She seems like the definition of "Daddy Issues". O.o
Interesting..
@animechrisy@xanga - you make a very good point.
It's too easy to bash Ke$ha so I will refrain
Ke$ha is overrated.
@A_NY_Zone61@xanga - I'm pretty sure it was on lovelyish earlier this week.
@Man - I agree.
@TooComplicated2Explain@xanga - I'm not surprised.
*Xanga's Batman Out*
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@tofloataway@xanga - Haha, i was thinking of the same thing while reading it.
We as parents, most take enough risks to teach our children. Not to divilguate everything to them at once, but, in a way they can become matured to protect themselves from danger.
http://bit.ly/h7HMxNOh how I love ppl that are so dissatisfied with their own lives they have to judge ppl they don't even know. stay classy doll.
What's wrong with educating your child[ren] about sex? I knew about the mechanics of sex by the time I was in kindergarten and my mom had had several talks with me about the topic by age 14. In my opinion it's a better way to go about it than letting your child get misinformation from their friends or have their school teach them through health/sex ed, which may not include contraceptive education.
It's the uneducated children that end up going out and making mistakes because their parents weren't comfortable enough to talk to them about the "dirtier" topics of life. Yeah, Ke$ha might not be the best role model and make mindless autotuned music, but she doesn't have any kids, now does she?