Sunday, 02 January 2011

• Drunk Guy Plays Real-Life Frogger with Predictable Results

  

  This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.

  
  Sadly, there is no video of the idiot vs. motor vehicle collision, but we'll do our best to make fun of this guy anyway. A 23 year-old South Carolina man got hit by a car while trying to cross a four-lane highway after discussing the seminal 1980's video game "Frogger." He probably would have gotten away with just being a regular idiot that tries to cross a highway, but was elevated to the much-vaunted status of "superidiot" when witnesses of the car acident had heard one of his friends yell "go" right before he attempted to cross the street in the same fashion as a video game frog. Genius. Though no pictures are available of the man, JAGT's sketch team has digitally composited this likeness:
  
  
  

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