Tuesday, 14 December 2010
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The Worst People of 2010
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.
1. Ke$ha
She's not hot (well, she is, but not hotter than thousands of others), she's got ZERO discernible talent besides being able to rap-talk through an autotuner, and her "look" appears to have been lifted straight from Mugatu's "Derelique" campaign. I've had the dubious obligation of seeing her perform live twice, which may or may not have seriously damaged both my ears and eyes. Let's make sure that if 2010 was the "Year of Ke$ha", then 2011 will be the "Year of Anyone But Ke$ha."
2. Kanye
If you're famous and your name starts with a K and ends with a vowel, you're SOL on this list. Kanye didn't claim the president hated black people and didn't make Taylor Swift cry, but he did take being batshit crazy to a new level this year, thanks largely to his discovery of a little thing called Twitter. Kanye figured out that if you're upset at something no one else would ever care about, the 140-character maximum only applies if you're writing one tweet. If you space your thoughts out over dozens, you can write like Dostoevsky.
To get an idea, here's a clever mash-up of Kanye's tweets matched with New Yorker cartoons.
3. Kim Kardashian
Kim - What do you do, and why are you here? This is a take-home question. Have an answer in a week or exile yourself from the public eye.
4. Jersey Shore Cast
Not a surprise, that they made the cut. We're not going for subtlety here. Seriously, they are some of the worst-looking, least fashionable, and most vapid people on the planet. Their saving grace is that they are self-aware. They know that they're playing a role, and they're probably surprised as shit that the American public is buying it. Here's how we stop it: No more Jersey Shore-themed parties. Don't ever say "GTL." Ever. Stay in school. The end.
5. Mel Gibson/Charlie Sheen (tie)
These guys are the apples and oranges of "awful." How do you compare the misogynistic, anti-semitic lunatic with the cokehead that beats up hookers while he's on vacation with his kids? Well, you don't compare them. It's like choosing your poison. They both have sucked in the past, they sucked this year, and they'll almost certainly suck in the near future. At least Mel gave us this little gem, "I'm gonna burn down your house, but you're gonna blow me first." Thanks, Mel.
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Agreed with all. But I think Kesha actually dumbs down her voice to be a bit mainstream ya know? Youtube her actual singing voice.
i like kesha :D
HAHAHAHA so true. Whoever wrote this. You're one of the coolest person tonight =)
Swap out Charlie Sheen for Sarah Palin & this list will be perfect! ;D
blah. blah. blah. stop talk-talk-talkin' that
... I do still love "Uncle Charlie," though.
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - It's ok! We still have Law & Order SVU! That new LA one looks dumb though.
Mmm, Ke$ha *drool*
Remove her and put on Sarah Palin.@umweirdithink@xanga - BUT there's rumors that SVU may end because the two leads want out. I love the LA one. They have ALOT of good actors on there. People should be more open to it. The L&O spin offs in other countries are majorly successful & if LA fails, the franchise may die!! Criminal Intent is in it's last season so all we have left is SVU & LA!
1. Focus your energy on something more important...environmentalism? starving children? what to have for dinner?
2. Try to stop being so banal.
3. Maybe stop watching TV altogether.
YES! Kesha SUCKS!
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - Ahhh! Ok, I will try out LA. I will have to research this SVU rumor.
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - So I read that if the show gets picked up for more seasons he is on Maloni (Stabler) is on bored. Apparently Bensen (Dunno her name) isn't going anywhere.
I think we are all safe from sex crimes in New York for now...
@umweirdithink@xanga - ::CLING:: THANK YOU!! I know before they had some small salary issues but they worked it out thankfully. Mariska (who plays Bensen) has a preschool aged child & mentioned she wanted more time with him, which is completely understandable, so people often said she may leave.
I mean the show would continue if people came & left. Sheesh, by the time the original L&O was murdered, none of the original cast was there but they had alot of long running cast members & great actors owe their careers to this franchise. I would hate to see it disappear. I was 4 when it started but I got into it as I got older. It's iconic!
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - Agreed. I grew up watching L&O and Doctor who : )
But I would be crushed if it was no longer on TV in some form. hahaTool he is, I wouldn't put Kanye on this list. True, he's insufferable, but there's a certain entertainment factor to his bullshit (just scroll through his Twitter) that's undeniable. That and "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" was actually a quality product, whereas the rest of this list consists of talentless hacks.
@thisiswhereItellyoueverything@xanga - you may as well post this message on all of the -ish sites.
christ, some people just don't know how to have a sense of humor anymore.
To everyone else, Sarah Palin and J Biebs have done nothing to influence society in the negative direction like others on the list have. Kesha is killing pop music. Kanye has always been a racist D-Bag. Kim K is just a whore who got famous from sexing it with Ray-J. Jersey Shore is slowly polluting the youth of America. And the last two are self-explanatory. At least J Biebs can sing, and Sarah knows how to aim a gun (and her tongue, with those witty comments).