Monday, 06 December 2010

• Mondays Suck Less With Alcoholic Chocolate Milk

  

  This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. 

  You're looking down the barrel of another long, cold week. What can ease your pain? The same thing that always does - alcohol-infused snacks from your childhood. In this instance it's fortified chocolate milk, to the tune of 20% alcohol by volume.  While people are watching you pound chocolate milk by yourself at lunch, they will think that you're just getting fat, when actually, you're getting fat AND drunk. It's a good thing to drink if you want some alone time to fill out your revenge list with all the people that pushed you on the playground in 3rd grade.

  If lactose isn't your friend, don't worry. There are tons of other things you can infuse with alcohol to revel in your childhood memories while also getting drunk. Here you go:

  Watermelon

  Gummi Bears

  Caramels

  Popsicles

  Skittles

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