Saturday, 20 November 2010
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Birthday Sex (Can None Lead To Thinking About Cheating?)
This is a guest post from Cheat Confession.
November 19th, 2010 by DangerZone
When in a relationship birthdays represent a sort of hostage situation sexually. Although, it’s not usually seen that way since both people are generally lovingly on board, but much like Valentine’s Day is a hostage situation where sex is held hostage unless the male performs the necessary wooing and generic romanticized tasks, there isn’t much choice when it comes to birthday sex.
That’s the weird thing. I guess in this case there is no hostage, but it would be kind of awkward to be in a relationship and not get birthday sex. That’s kind of the point of a relationship. Or at least a blowjob.
Would you start thinking about cheating if you didn’t get birthday sex? You might.
So, I guess there is a hostage: The relationship itself. That isn’t to say that if my girlfriend cheated on me it’s because we didn’t have sex on her birthday or vice versa. Or that no birthday sex is a death knell for a relationship. But it definitely has to make you re-examine things. It creates some distance, some tension. Something is off.
It’s just such a weird phenomenon that something like that could have such large repercussions. And to be fair, far too many a male has tried to use this to their advantage.
“Come on, baby, let’s just try it. How do you know you won’t like it if you don’t try it? At least let me try sticking it in your pooper … it’s my birthday.”
I don’t know if that’s ever worked (it probably has with someone, just playing the numbers here), but it seems particularly seedy and really abusing the joys of birthday sex.
Yes, birthday buttsecks would be great, but using your birthday as a cudgel to force your lady into a very uncomfortable position is no way to act. Point is, it’s my birthday … give me sex, internets. You know what? Don’t. It’s the internet. I don’t know where it’s been. You disgust me.
-DangerZone
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Comments (32)
wtf?
That is what I have to look forward to on my Birthday, Christmas and Valentines.
I don't really understand this.
Are kidding me?
...and what exactly is your point?
Apparently no one gets birthday sex here....
uhhhhhhhhhhh
I think it's reasonable to expect to get laid and perhaps a little extra oomph put into it as part of the birthday package, but yeah, it's not fair to guilt someone into doing something they find physically/mentally or emotionally painful or disgusting. That doesn't fly...ever.
I hate ever using sex as a bargaining tool or a form of manipulation.
As far as getting no birthday sex making me want to cheat? it wouldn't be that I didn't get sex that one night that might make me think I wanted what I wasn't getting, it would be that pattern of behavior over time. And why cheat? Why not just find a better match and totally move on?
I love this post.
looking forward to that,lol.
It's posts like this that make me more & more a lesbian everyday.
" I guess in this case there is no hostage, but it would be kind of
awkward to be in a relationship and not get birthday sex. That’s kind of
the point of a relationship. Or at least a blowjob."
Does this disturb no one that this person thinks the point of a relationship is to get birthday sex or sex on occasions?
And I didn't really understand this either.
My boyfriend's former roommate actually cheated on his girlfriend on his last birthday because she lives far away and couldn't be at the party to give him birthday sex.....
he disgusts me.
@Just_Another__Disaster@xanga - Haha this! >_<
Interesting...
wtf? are you serious?
seriously...?
@Just_Another__Disaster@xanga - haha! I can understand. definitely.
@Just_Another__Disaster@xanga - It's posts like this that make me want to be lesbian.
why do people go from, "I'm not happy" to "I'm going to cheat" if you're not happy either fix it or quit the relationship. You signed up for the relationship much like a job so either the other person fires you or you quit. And you can only hold down two jobs for so long...
If sex on a specific day is high enough on your list of priorities to inspire any kind of anxiety, you have more pressing (and strictly, more internalized) issues than those involving your relationship.
Ummm, okay.
I'm hoping to see if there's sarcasm within this post.
What the hell?
poop comes out of that hole. POOP. green, nasty, wet ghost poopies when she drinks dairy or eats a burrito! i will never understand.