Tuesday, 16 November 2010
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Leaving the Toilet Seat Up: Do Women Honestly Care?
Let me just start off by saying that I pee sitting down (unless I'm using a urinal, anyway). Although I've given up my man card as a result, I gain points for keeping the seat down like the previous night's alcohol. Before you jackasses comment on my partially acquired vagina, I'll have you know that peeing while sitting down will get you laid twice as often. As soon as a woman senses that you're basking in all of your morning glory, nonchalantly peeing while resting your man-bottom on the holiest of shit thrones, she'll realize that you're bonding by mimicking her style of urination. That, is sexy.But women, listen up. I know the age-old saying that you get annoyed when your man leaves the toilet seat up. Since only a small percentage of men follow in my footsteps, the unfortunate souls who still pee standing up are more likely to leave the seat up. I've always been a little skeptical because it seems highly unlikely that something so trivial would set you off this easily. Now, not all of you are guilty of having repeated titty-attacks upon noticing that the sound of a toilet seat going down is missing, but really; is it as big of a deal as it's made out to be?
It's common courtesy for a man to bring the seat back down after having flushed, but it can easily be forgotten. Hey, shit happens. Does it really hurt to bring the seat down yourself in these cases instead of complaining? Maybe even compromise, and have him give you a foot rub every time he forgets, you know? Isn't forgetting to flush the toilet a much bigger deal? I feel like that has just as much of a chance of happening as our little toilet seat dilemma.
Women of the world, what is your take on fully erect toilet seats; does it bother you? Is there anything else toilet-related that pisses you off even more?
Sincerely,
Nuñez Love DoctorCertified with a PhD in Urinary Bonding and Manginas.
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It doesn't bother me if the toilet seat is up just as long as I don't fall in the toilet! lol. But then I guess that's my fault for not paying attention. It bothers me more when he doesn't put the seat up to pee and he misses and when I sit down I have to wipe his piss of my ass. I mean, that's gross!
Dudes pissing while sitting down isn't sexy. It's awkward and hilarious. I dated a dude in college that did it (very briefly, mind you). He also shaved his arms and cared more about his hair products than I did. Guess who wasn't shocked when he came out. But I digress...
I don't give a shit if you leave the toilet seat up or not. Generally, I put lid down when I'm done and then flush (keeps the spread of germs down and fecal matter not on my toothbrush). Now a days, I actually lift the seat up after all of that. Only because the dogs dig the fresh water and I'm not into getting my ass wet from drippings on the seat. I also have two small boys in the house that know that leaving the toilet seat up is for our house only. (For the record, we have two dogs in this house that weigh over 80lbs - one weighs more than I do...flushing the toilet for fresh water is much easier than filling and refilling a water dish. We're lazy. Whatever.)
I honestly don't care either way.
If it's in the middle of the night and I'm half asleep, I care...bc I won't look and will just sit down (and naturally, fall in). But otherwise? I'm perfectly capable of putting the seat down myself, I don't care.
I don't care.
Truthfully, it's never bothered me whether the seat was up or down. I figure if they have to lift it up every time they want to piss, I can just as easily put it back down.
Of course, I lived with just a dad and an older brother for half of my life, so...
My one and only adage about the toilet seat is this: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat." Otherwise, I am perfectly able to put the seat down myself.
I practically fell into the toilet one time, not realizing the seat was up...
I don't care about a guy leaving the toilet seat up! Hell, I sit on the porcelain and let 'er rip whenever I feel like it!
As long as there isn't piss on the seat, I'm fine with putting the seat back down on my own lol
I like all of the seats down! I also hate touching toilets especially when they are not my own. Seeing as you lifted the seat which is not the right way a toilet is supposed to be when no one is using it, then put it down.
It would only irritate me if I really had to go and didn't notice the seat was up before I sat down. I tease my boyfriend about it, but he grew up with two brothers, so I can understand him not thinking about it...I think it's stupid and petty when girls really get worked up about it.It's not that big of a deal.
i really don't care if a guy leaves the toilet seat up. it's just one of those things men absentmindedly do... plus i grew up with all my best guy friends and my dad leaving the toilet seats up, so it's just a normal thing for me to put down the toilet seat after they've used it.
and, men peeing while sitting down? definitely not sexy in the least. i like men because they're MEN and manly and different... peeing while sitting down just makes him even more like a woman, and um, no thanks... i'd much rather a guy leave the toilet seat up than pee while sitting down. eww. heck, i'd take falling in the toilet before putting up with a man who sits to pee!
I don't mind if my boyfriend (or anyone, for that matter) leaves the seat up because that means I'm not going to run the risk of sitting in anyone's piss when I have to use the bathroom. I'd rather have to put the toilet seat down every time than sit in urine that I was pretty sure wasn't there before sitting down
i don't care. it takes 2 seconds to put it back down. i'd rather they leave it up than pee all over the toilet seat which is a big pet peeve for me.
the toilet seat being left up doesn't bother me at all really. as long as they flush, i'm good. i don't see why it's such a big deal anyway.
if the seat is up, then i know he didn't pee in the bathtub/shower like i told him to. is toilet water good for dogs to drink?
I really don't like it when guys leave the seat up because it's usually dirtier. In my last apartment, only girls lived there, and when guys would come over and leave the toilet seat up, I found it a little extra annoying and sort of disrespectful.
Now, on the other hand, I live with 2 other girls and one guy, all sharing one bathroom (NY, craigslist, c'est la vie). He actually never leaves the seat up, which is great, but he actually always puts the damn lid down. I think he thinks this is what women want, that he's being considerate, but I'd much prefer not to have to lift it every time. Of course, this has to do with my OCD as I then have to wash my hand a bit after lifting it.
If I wake up to pee in the middle of the night and I go to sit down to pee and the toilet seat is not down, I will not be happy. Other than that, I do not care.
i am smart enough to look before i sit (3 yrs of army gags), so no. i dont mind. i just smirk, and lift up. not a big deal.
@koopagirl@xanga - Yep, same here. I get mad when he doesn't lift up the seat and has urine all over the seat so that I have to wipe it off before I sit down.
Also, when he forgets to flush. Eww...
Seat up doesn't matter to me because I turn on the lights when I use the bathroom so the falling in part doesn't happen. If he complains it's too bright for him to sleep, well, he should have put the seat down. Problem solved. Lol.
man, i hate it when the guys pissed ont eh seat..as long you score in the toliet and leave it up then im fine with it kinda..but if you pissed on the seat..all i gotta say is that you're totally cleaning it up..lolz
i only care in the middle of the night... i get up to pee a lot... like really, a lot... and i am not a big fan of falling into the toilet.
my husband pees sitting down... when i am in the bathroom doing something(like taking a bath) and he has to go... he feels that it is more polite so i dont actually have to watch him pee....
Honestly... I don't put the seat up when I'm done, so why should my fiancee, dad, brother, or any other man who uses my bathroom put the seat down.
When it's dark. I reallllyyy have to pee... don't turn the light on.. and end up IN the toilet, that's when I get annoyed. But, in the end, that's my fault.