Saturday, 06 November 2010
This is a guest post from Cheat Confession.Ok, it’s time we admit it. We all engage in cutesy talk from time to time. It’s part of being human, we do all sorts of silly things. But more importantly, it’s part of being in a relationship.
We’ve all done it, we’ve all caught our friends doing it and made fun of them mercilessly for their misdeeds. So, rather than take the typical male stance that all cutesy talk is a crime against humanity, I’m going to admit that some is perfectly natural. But that leaves the important question of just how much is ok?
Because I think we’ve all seen someone in our lives go overboard and do too much (and if you haven’t then that someone is you) and frankly it’s sickening. Too much cutesy talk is just gross and makes everyone within hearing distance get a bad fart look on their face. It’s so saccharine it gives everyone who hears it audio diabetes. Where’s the infomercial for that, Wilford Brimley?
A little goes a long way.
Clearly there is something about us, as human beings, that makes us revert into babbling idiots at the sight of adorableness. Also, relationships. Women, in particular, are at risk for cutesy idiocy. Hence why relationships cause us to revert in such a way. Men will do anything in the name of getting a woman.
Looking for signs he’s cheating, ladies? If his phone is filled with texts of lovey dovey gobbldy gook that isn’t from you, he’s getting somethin’ somethin’ on the side or at least thinking about cheating. Ok, it’s past the thinking part at that point, he’s either getting some or actively trying to. Within relationships, though, it’s ok, kinda, to participate in some cutesy talk. It’s natural. And can even be maybe just a little fun.
Ugh, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. So how much is an acceptable amount?
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