Wednesday, 20 October 2010

  • Jackass 3D Reviewed: OMG, What a Monstrosity!



    Yes, it was funny. Yes, you have to pay more to buy/rent the glasses. (My ticket here in New York was $15.) And yes, yes, yes, it was too overboard.

    The High-Five was by far the cleanest and funniest scene in the movie.

    If you are wondering why this is so jumbled and random it's because that's how the movie was structured. Just a bunch of stunts.

    The 3D was unnecessary, unless you like sex-toys jumping off of the screen.

    You'll get to see someone urinate into the wind. You'll get to see feces in 3D, and in slow motion, which I don't recommend even if they pay you to see it. You'll get to see immature men urinate on each other. If I had known this I would have refrained or closed my eyes.

    Johnny Knoxville was his classic, masochistic and hilarious self.

    I almost forgot about the vomiting. Probably every 15-20 minutes.

    If I was a little person, I might be offended.

    The Jackass boys are horrible dentists.

    Bam Margera still hates snakes and might have even cried.

    I've learned superglue and human flesh don't cooperate. But I already knew that.

    I felt dirty watching it.

    What did you think of Jackass 3D?

Comments (17)

  • elizabethtravis@xanga

    I thought it should have won an academy award.

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  • SexyGamerGirl@xanga

    I thought it was absolutely hilarious. I almost threw up at the sweat cocktail. And though the 3D wasn't always necessary, they did a pretty good job. I mean, plenty of movies in 3D are downright pointless and do nothing for the movie like Clash of the Titans.

    I'd go see this movie again. Everyone should! Hilarious.

  • mynameisblueskye@xanga

    @SexyGamerGirl@xanga - I was thinking of going to see it, for both the yuks and because I personally enjoyed the franchise. Then I saw the price of a ticket for a 3D movie. I figured its exact purpose for being 3D was because they are probably making fun of the infectious trend, but I still can't get past the cost of the movie to see it, though. Not even CDs cost that much anymore (if you buy it at your local indie stores). It was 15 here, too.

  • Pcgecko85@xanga

    I usually see 3D movies in 2D because I don't care for the 3D effect.

  • MizDaryl68@xanga

    Had passes to it..missed the screening...have yet to see it

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    I thought it was a riot.  They're really getting creative with their stunts, like the duck hunting one (probably my favourite one).

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  • jazziegal97@xanga

    I hate it when you have to pay so much for 3D movies. I went to go see Avatar a while back and just because that shit was in 3D the tickets were almost $7 more! Ugggh....They make you buy those damn glasses and then when you go to see another movie you have to buy yet another pair even though you already own a pair or two from the previous movies you went to see...

  • sexncookies@xanga

    I rarely go to the movies so this was a treat for me to pay 14 dollars to see jackass.


    A couple of my guy friends invited my girl and I to go see it with them and we thought why not, it'll be fun and hopefully the movie will be rlly entertaining. It was...but also rlly fowl.
    the 3D was completely unnecessary.........I honestly could have gone and seen it in 2D and not missed a thing.
    would I recommend the movie? eh, depends on the person. For someone like me prob not.
    And Id have to agree with some other ppl here....you will gag. especially for sweat cocktail. I almost lost my meal
  • roflicopterxD@xanga

    I wanted to throw up like 1/4 way thru it....
    waste of money :D

  • nancy___boy@xanga

    I don't get this. If you're a prude, why are you even going to see Jackass?
    You know going in they puke a lot. Steve-O and the camera man alone probably puke half the time each movie. You know there's gonna be shit involved. There always is.
    There were two people in front of me who were gagging through the whole thing, which completely ruined it for me. Other than that, there was funny stunts. It wasn't amazing, it was kind of over rated, and the 3D aspect was unnecessary, but it's Jackass. All they do is dumb/gross stunts that are bound to leave someone injured or puking.
    You know going in it's going to be filled with "dumb" humour, violence and nastiness. So why do you go if you're going to complain about how gross and juvenile it is? 
    Again, it's Jackass. What do you expect? 

  • brittany_7x@xanga

    i puked in the middle and had to leave the theater so i missed the rest of it...


    so yes, it was fucking awesome.

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