Friday, 08 October 2010

• The Adult Justin Bieber Homo Haircut

  
  (This is a guest post from Waltsense.)
  
  I aint hating

  Some fads should never happen such as skinny jeans, pegged pants, baggy sweaters, cardigans on top of mock turtlenecks and anything worn by MC Hammer.  (Turn this mother out my ass!)

  The more I think about this the more I think you can essentially put the whole decade of the eighties (80’s) in this category.   The eighties just should have never existed yet that trend is starting to make its way back now. 

  The way kids are dressing now they are going to look back in twenties year and think to themselves “what the f&ck were we thinking?”

  To say the eighties look is not good is to put it mildly.  You look freaking ridiculous.  I have always been bitter about stupid fashion periods.    

  My formative years happen to be spent in the worst fashion time.

  I was in high school from 1989-1993.  Back then girls wore baggy sweatshirts on top of jeans or overalls or they worn skid pants and baggy button down shirts.  I do not think a girls store even sold a form fitting shirt during this time period.    

  I didn’t know that half of the girls we hung out with even had boobs until we were like 28 years old. 

  (I wasn’t very good with the ladies and my awkward looking stage lasted from the age of 8 until now, so let’s just sum it up by saying I was not good with the ladies, ever…)

  So it would have been nice if they would have dressed more skimpy than they did.  Throw a dorky, awkward, no game spitting kid a freaking bone here!

  Girls in the later part of the nineties and earlier part of the 2000’s were walking around in their bra and panties (he-he I just laughed out loud at the word – panties.  That is a great word.)  I was pissed.  Where was this when I was in high school?  We could never win, damn it!

  I digress though.  At least I didn’t have to wear a powdered wig, wooden teeth and makeup. 

  Again some trends so never happen.  I can understand the Justin Bieber phenomenon.  He is like 13 years old and there always seem to be someone like him.  He is the ‘proverbial’ little dude that thrust himself into a teenie-bop sensation. 

  You know what they say “The only things guaranteed in life are death, screaming crazy little girls and taxes.”

  I am not bothered by Justin Bieber wearing his hair like he does.  His balls haven’t dropped yet, so he can get away with anything. 

  But once your balls do drop – it is open season. 

  For any adult male to wear the Justin Bieber hairdo they need to check themselves before they wrecks themselves. 

  I am talking to you Tom Brady!

   
  This all I got on this HOFer

  I am talking to you Jay Cutler!

   
  Cheese

  I am talking to you Danny Devito!

   
  This mans carries Always Sunny in Philadelphia

  Will it ever end?  Seriously, it looks like Tom Brady combs his hair with a freaking shoe.  I know girls love the guy but come on!  He looks like he should have pimples all over his face and wearing a gigantic metal retainer that wraps around his head. 

  
  I wish someone would get on board and start up the Gene Wilder look!!!

  At least go back to the days of Johnny Unitas.

   As Abraham J Simpson would say “Johnny Unitas, now there’s a haircut you can set your watch to!”

  Whatever the freak that means! 

   

  

  Until tomorrow peeps, you’ll have to excuse me for now.  I have to go into the bathroom and comb my hair with an iron.  I am going with the Jay Cutler look tonight. 

  Peace out!

  What do you think? 

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