Sunday, 03 October 2010
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Ke$ha is a Man
God I feel dirty just writing her name. Why the hell can’t she spell it normally? It pisses me off almost as much as people who write lyke and shyt. There’s an “I” there numb nuts! Spell it right or someone who will go unnamed is going to lobotomize you and then send you to Walmart to live out the rest of your days as a greeter. You’d be perfectly qualified for that position or to work at BP. Whichever you choose. And no it's not too late to take jabs at BP, so don’t judge me.God Kesha (No I wont do it, I won’t put the dollar sign) you make me so fucking angry. First you release shitty songs (complete with auto tune, I’ve never considered shooting myself in the ear with a nail gun before I heard you), then you make shitty videos for those songs, then you actually make a picture with Katy Perry in it just “OKAY”.
I have long thought she was a man, just look at this picture of her next to one of John Travolta, they are almost identical! I would make a joke about Travolta adopting her because she’s retarded, but I like Travolta to much to make fun of his grief, so I’ll make due with telling Kesha to FUCK OFF in all caps.
Now Cracked.com has given me more proof that Kesha’s panties are full of twigs’n’berries. They broke down the lyrics to her songs Tik Tok (were the hell are the “c’s”? I See that you have a problem with letters, C*nt) and Blah, Blah, Blah. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time:http://www.cracked.com/funny-4433-ke24ha/
I won’t ruin the break down for you, but if you look closely you will see that the author has come to the same conclusion as me. Kesha has balls, and not the kind that you admire, the kind that dangle and chafe.
When will my generation stop putting cracked out, talentless whores on pedestals? Enough is ENOUGH!
And so ends my angry rant.
P.S. I did try to find a good looking picture of her, but every time the word "sexy" and "Kesha" were put together Google had a nervous break down.
What's your take on the abomination that is Kesha?
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- From: NLugo
- About Me: I'm currently a junior at the University of Delaware studying Creative Writing with minors in History and Political Science. I love to read, write, play videogames, and watch movies (though my schedule no longer affords much time for the second two). My favorite movie is probably The Dark Knight (real original, I know) and my favorite game is probably Red Dead Redemption (though that may change when Arkham Asylum 2 comes out). Other than that I like to listen to music (rock and metal mostly). Honestly the only genre I really cannot stand is Country. Being from New York originally I root for any New York team (Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets) so long as they are beating the crap out of a Philly team.
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Comments (89)
lmfao! someone's not happy ...
I hate her too; her music is ridiculous. All she ever sings about is getting in to guy's pants. I mean ... whatever. If you want to sing about things like that, then go ahead honey. We just don't wanna hear it.
Having said that, her songs sound like .. a hundred times better when you're severely inebriated. Then again, so do most things ... :)
She makes me want to punch a baby. That's how angry I get when I have to listen to her songs. Can they get any worst?
hahha
I don't understand the hate. You get to sit here being pissed off while someone else is enjoying herself and making money in the process. You don't have to agree with everyone.
The fact that you care makes you more lame than she could ever be.
If you dislike a celebrity - you are wasting your time.Just don't pay any attention.
I don't even know who this person is, honestly.
Get the fuck over it. Really. Go do something productive.
@Wait_by_Moonlight@xanga - oh,yes, she is and she is siing-talking her way to the top.
I LOVE ke$ha. by doggging her, youre just making her more money. i honestly think she's a good singer, and i love her music. i love her so much,
im being her for halloween. dip that in glue and roll it in glitter.
hahahah oh my god, wanna know the funny part about this entire thing?
She makes more money than you could ever dream of making.
This is lame. At least keep it classy, the John Travolta joke was a little....ew.
The whole "what is real music, I hate autotune" argument has been beaten into the ground so many times before already.
When will my generation stop putting cracked out, talentless whores on pedestals? Enough is ENOUGH! LOL! Probably never, let's hope the next generation is a bit smarter ;)
See how the only come back the people-who-have-their-heads-up-keshas-ass have is 'you might hate her but she's still making money' :P haha! Making money and having talent are two different things. I wouldn't want to be her for all the money in the world, if you don't believe that then that's your problem not mine ;) Not everyone is desperate for money.
I hate this generation, it seems like most people are inbred morons who's parents are siblings.. how else would you explain people liking kesha.. miley, katy perry, paris hilton? etc etc. At this rate, this world deserves to be blown up if you ask me :)
@UpperEastSideDream@xanga - lol. I loved your last line- I'm planning on dressing as her for Halloween as well.
@Wait_by_Moonlight@xanga - hahaha; i HAD to come up with something that was ke$ha related- i thought that 'stick that in your pipe and smoke it' was just too lame, lol.
Oh, I've always thought she looked like a man. I think my favourite kesha moment, however, was when an old friend of mine realized that that moody emo chick from her high school theater class named kesha is the SAME kesha that's now famous. Go figure. :P
LOL this makes me laugh.
I just had to read the title and I was laughing. =)
Well, all you said is true, but she got perfect SAT scores in highschool.
She's just a party icon...
I hate her as a person but her songs are catchy :P
And she's still better than Taylor Swift.
in the picture with katy perry, without makeup she just looks like shaun white.
Hey, be nice to the greeter. Yeah it doesn't take much brains but it's my job. I'm the cute girl who makes the guys come to Wal~Mart.
hahahahaaa
The best example of the term "White Trash"
there will always be haters, who ever wrote this probably is one, too bad, ke$$$$$$$$ha is still swiming in doa!
I despise her! And she DOES look like John Travolta! Thank you for posting this, she is a fucking joke. Her music is awful!
By the way, your profile picture is awesome. :D
@emily_shannon@xanga - LOL