Sunday, 03 October 2010
God I feel dirty just writing her name. Why the hell can’t she spell it normally? It pisses me off almost as much as people who write lyke and shyt. There’s an “I” there numb nuts! Spell it right or someone who will go unnamed is going to lobotomize you and then send you to Walmart to live out the rest of your days as a greeter. You’d be perfectly qualified for that position or to work at BP. Whichever you choose. And no it's not too late to take jabs at BP, so don’t judge me.
God Kesha (No I wont do it, I won’t put the dollar sign) you make me so fucking angry. First you release shitty songs (complete with auto tune, I’ve never considered shooting myself in the ear with a nail gun before I heard you), then you make shitty videos for those songs, then you actually make a picture with Katy Perry in it just “OKAY”.
I have long thought she was a man, just look at this picture of her next to one of John Travolta, they are almost identical! I would make a joke about Travolta adopting her because she’s retarded, but I like Travolta to much to make fun of his grief, so I’ll make due with telling Kesha to FUCK OFF in all caps.
Now Cracked.com has given me more proof that Kesha’s panties are full of twigs’n’berries. They broke down the lyrics to her songs Tik Tok (were the hell are the “c’s”? I See that you have a problem with letters, C*nt) and Blah, Blah, Blah. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time:
I won’t ruin the break down for you, but if you look closely you will see that the author has come to the same conclusion as me. Kesha has balls, and not the kind that you admire, the kind that dangle and chafe.
When will my generation stop putting cracked out, talentless whores on pedestals? Enough is ENOUGH!
And so ends my angry rant.
P.S. I did try to find a good looking picture of her, but every time the word "sexy" and "Kesha" were put together Google had a nervous break down.
What's your take on the abomination that is Kesha?