Sunday, 03 October 2010
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Ke$ha is a Man
God I feel dirty just writing her name. Why the hell can’t she spell it normally? It pisses me off almost as much as people who write lyke and shyt. There’s an “I” there numb nuts! Spell it right or someone who will go unnamed is going to lobotomize you and then send you to Walmart to live out the rest of your days as a greeter. You’d be perfectly qualified for that position or to work at BP. Whichever you choose. And no it's not too late to take jabs at BP, so don’t judge me.God Kesha (No I wont do it, I won’t put the dollar sign) you make me so fucking angry. First you release shitty songs (complete with auto tune, I’ve never considered shooting myself in the ear with a nail gun before I heard you), then you make shitty videos for those songs, then you actually make a picture with Katy Perry in it just “OKAY”.
I have long thought she was a man, just look at this picture of her next to one of John Travolta, they are almost identical! I would make a joke about Travolta adopting her because she’s retarded, but I like Travolta to much to make fun of his grief, so I’ll make due with telling Kesha to FUCK OFF in all caps.
Now Cracked.com has given me more proof that Kesha’s panties are full of twigs’n’berries. They broke down the lyrics to her songs Tik Tok (were the hell are the “c’s”? I See that you have a problem with letters, C*nt) and Blah, Blah, Blah. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time:http://www.cracked.com/funny-4433-ke24ha/
I won’t ruin the break down for you, but if you look closely you will see that the author has come to the same conclusion as me. Kesha has balls, and not the kind that you admire, the kind that dangle and chafe.
When will my generation stop putting cracked out, talentless whores on pedestals? Enough is ENOUGH!
And so ends my angry rant.
P.S. I did try to find a good looking picture of her, but every time the word "sexy" and "Kesha" were put together Google had a nervous break down.
What's your take on the abomination that is Kesha?
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- From: NLugo
- About Me: I'm currently a junior at the University of Delaware studying Creative Writing with minors in History and Political Science. I love to read, write, play videogames, and watch movies (though my schedule no longer affords much time for the second two). My favorite movie is probably The Dark Knight (real original, I know) and my favorite game is probably Red Dead Redemption (though that may change when Arkham Asylum 2 comes out). Other than that I like to listen to music (rock and metal mostly). Honestly the only genre I really cannot stand is Country. Being from New York originally I root for any New York team (Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets) so long as they are beating the crap out of a Philly team.
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Comments (89)
Some people like her, some people hate her. Either way she is still making tons of money off her stuff.
Holy shit, she does look like John Travolta!
She's just pure awful. Seems any talentless jackass can get famous these days if they have Autotune.
who cares?!
Roflll she does look like John Travolta. that's priceles.
That was mean, John's son is dead.
@Thumper49047@xanga - Agreed
Who cares anyhow?
Picture #1: The drugged-out look is not attractive at all.
Picture #2: Her face in this one scares me.
Picture #3: Wow. I might have thought that was a picture of some surfer dude if you hadn't have told me it was Kesha.
I can not stand her. Geeze.
i'm not gonna lie, her songs are catchy as shit.
and she actually can sing. she just doesn't show that talent in her songs. but if you look up her demos and stuff she did before she was famous, it's all actually really good.
i understand girls putting down celebrities, but now we have this on mancouch? i'm actually kind of surprised.
I like her. I think she's adorable when her hair is curly, and some of her songs make me feel good and happy.
holy crap that picture with john travolta is exactly the same.
no talent. I'm sorry.
You can hate on Ke$ha all you want, but I find your analogies and comparisons rather offensive. There's no need to put others down (such as Wal-Mart greeters and John Travolta's children) to make your point. There are much more tactful ways to make your point.
Dare I say your methodology knocks your credibility down to near Ke$ha levels?
it must be exhausting to hate someone this much. forget about her and get a hobby...
the discovery of kesha being a man is genius. now i actually underfuckingstand the whole 'wake up in the mornin feelin like p.diddy' thing...
I can't believe Katy Perry took a picture with a bag of trash. I just keep finding reasons to diminish my respect for her.
This might just be the best rant on 2010.
"When will my generation stop putting cracked out, talentless whores on pedestals? Enough is ENOUGH!"
@ny_li_girl_702@xanga - BAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
i fucking love kesha, she's a mess, but she doesnt give a fuck. and you need to get a life and stop being angry over nothing.
Hmm you're bitching an awful lot over someone you clearly wasted your time/energy writing an article over.. why don't you just apply to perezhilton.com and see if you can get hired to gossip about celebs all day long.
Take a listen to Allison Iraheta. That's real talent and it's what should be selling. But obviously that's not happening.
Baaahaha, love. Yeah no, seriously, people need to raise their rock-bottom standards to real music. Mass-produced auto-tuned shit is becoming far, far too common.
The one reason I even know who she is, is because I was forced to listen to her and Lady Gag for a 12 hour road trip. You can imagine me wanting to stab myself in the ears. The music is annoying to me and because I hear it sooo much EVERYWHERE I don't want to hear it anymore. If she was a man, I wouldn't care.
I really like her. Fuck off.
I could not read all the way through the Cracked article. It was crap. He tried way too hard.
And as far as Ke$ha goes...people all over the world may call her a crackwhore, but she's laughing all the way to the bank.