Tuesday, 31 August 2010
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Hope It Was Worth It, Tiger – Woods’ Divorce Settlement Supposedly $100 Million
Judging on how many different mistresses Tiger is rumored to have, that could be $8 million per girl if you think he was only knocking it with the 12 that were outspoken regarding their liaisons, but this author firmly believes that Woods’ number was probably closer to 20 million mistresses, which would be a bargain-basement $5 per mistress. The truth probably lies somewhere in between.
To give you an idea of what $100 million can buy, we at JAGT created this helpful list:
1. Anything you could ever want. Ever
(End of List)
While Tiger is certainly worth more than the $100mm supposedly awarded, this is proven to be one of the most profound marital fuck-ups in the history of celebrity, though probably not the worst. Orenthal James Simpson is still sitting pretty in the top spot.
Any thoughts?
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Comments (10)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh, dear. Hope they were worth it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn Tiger, I figure you'd be smart enough to ask for a pre-nup.
hahahahhaha what a dumb shit
life's a bitch.
@Liquid_Pain_523@xanga - the settlement is based off of what he has made during the time he and Elin were together. Prenups help the fortune you have made/inherited before the wedding bells.
I'm surprised he didn't give her an STD from all that f*cking around. Elin deserves every penny. I personally lost respect for Tiger since all this has happened.
That's why I say settle your sexual addiction, before you get married. Come on. Everyone knows that's what you do.
*Every* rich person asks for a pre-nup nowadays; Tiger is the outlier.
If you're a rich guy getting married without a pre-nub, it's only a matter of time before divorce happens.
20 million mistresses is an awful lot... I guess it depends on how long he's been cheating as well... But with that number, it must seem that his phone would be blowing up all the time from all the text messages and he'd have to sleep with more than one of those women on any given day.
Now that tiger ain't getting as much whitebread snatch his golf game has gone to shit...
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