Tuesday, 31 August 2010
This is a guest post from Just a Guy Thing.
Good call, Tiger. She was totally fat anyway.
Judging on how many different mistresses Tiger is rumored to have, that could be $8 million per girl if you think he was only knocking it with the 12 that were outspoken regarding their liaisons, but this author firmly believes that Woods’ number was probably closer to 20 million mistresses, which would be a bargain-basement $5 per mistress. The truth probably lies somewhere in between.
To give you an idea of what $100 million can buy, we at JAGT created this helpful list:
1. Anything you could ever want. Ever
(End of List)
While Tiger is certainly worth more than the $100mm supposedly awarded, this is proven to be one of the most profound marital fuck-ups in the history of celebrity, though probably not the worst. Orenthal James Simpson is still sitting pretty in the top spot.