Monday, 26 July 2010

  • A Guide To How Each Gender Bathes.


    I really don't know what to say in reply to this.  I don't even know what would inspire someone to make this film. It's not really funny or inspiring or even that insightful. I kind of felt cheated. 

    But there were definitely some things missing and some extra things added.  It seemed a bit biased. Oh, yeah, I said it. Let's talk about the girl's section first since that was the first part of the video.

    This was obviously made by a woman since it showed how systematic and precise her bathing process was. She seemed elegant and completely aware of what she was doing.  Of course she did, this video's soul purpose is to soil the image of men bathing.  So it's completely obvious that she folds her clothes, and spends an hour making sure every orifice has been cleaned and scrubbed and let's not forget washing her hair and oh yeah.... cleaning the shower instantly after bathing.  You're fucking joking me right?

    Having spent a lot of time in people's rooms and bathrooms in college, I can tell you right now that girls usually have the dirtier bathroom.  A male's bathroom may smell worse and there might be some stuff laying around, but if you look at girls' sinks and counters, it's a nightmare. But this is about bathing and not tidy bathrooms, so back to the sexist propaganda.

    This video was obviously made to show that men are pigs: vile creatures who excrete fluids in the same places they bathe. I didn't see that one coming. The guy in this video embodies everything that a scum bag would do. I don't know a single guy who blows his nose in his hands in the shower. Who the fuck would do that?  Now granted, I've urinated in the shower before, but I bet my life that girls do it too.  In fact, I don't have to bet on it, I know several females who have told me they do it themselves. 

    And why the hell would the guy shake his junk at his wife? They're clearly insinuating that men only think about sex.  Thus why they claim we spend our entire time washing our crotch the whole time and admiring our penis in the mirror.  They should have just taken it a step further and said that we don't even bathe at all; that we use the alone time in the shower to just masturbate furiously before having to start our day.  That would have fit perfectly in this garbage video.

    What I got out of this was that the way each gender bathes represents how they act in life.  A woman is proper and refined and takes every step necessary to ensure perfection, while a man just thinks with his dick and takes nothing seriously... including bathing. 

    What they should have said was that women play with their hair too much in the shower and the man has to snake out the drain because of how clogged it was before he went in.  I think every person bathes differently.  I step on the floor mat to avoid a puddle and I know a ton of girls who just don't care and their bathroom floor looks like a pond of floating hair and q tips.  This video is shit... what next? A video on how differently men and women poop? I'm hoping so.

    Do you think this video is bull shit or do you agree with it?

Comments (84)

  • PervyPenguin@xanga

    Jeez man, learn to take a joke.

  • NeverHeather@xanga

    This video was obviously a major exaggeration... a JOKE! Geesh.

    I thought the shaking of junk and making a woo woo noise was really funny, because my boyfriend does that from time to time. It doesn't offend me at all. 

  • pholowme@xanga

    Yeah you can see the bias but I can agree with some of the things in it. However, some things need to be added and removed for both sexes. Definitely made by a married woman for humor, at the expense of men.

  • Wait_by_Moonlight@xanga

    Ah, Morgan- I saw this such a long time ago, and I loved it.  You are obviously trekking my path of awesomeness behind me.  Be sure to take the left turn at Albuquerque. 

    It is a joke, just as everyone else has said.  I'll forgive you this time.  :P
  • GZQueen@xanga

    hahahaha~~ you're right about girl's bathroom XD

    and lmao @ the video... that's overexaggerating!! what's the point of taking a shower before doing house chores (cleaning the bathtub)?!
  • pianokeysKTbug@xanga

    It's making fun of both genders. Like with the 3 types of shampoos and five loofah types, and what not?

  • herecomesthemoon@xanga

    you thought wayyyy too much into this video, man.


    i can relate with the adjusting the boobs part though haha xD

  • mcmeister89

    It's half and half. Am I the only one who doesn't think peeing in the shower is that gross? I mean, we have dicks, so it's not like we're peeing down our leg... Too much?

  • WhiteNinja89@xanga

    have you heard of these pills... that like... make you... chill out?

  • JusticeCho@xanga

    @mcmeister89 - I know girls who pee in the shower too.  No biggie, it's cleaner than on a toilet anyway, you can just wash right there heh.

  • Girl_Anachronism09@xanga

    i think my future brothers-in-law probably jack off in the shower, just because i've found some questionable substances on the drain when they're done, and they take super long showers (like half an hour long). i used to live with them, so there have been several times when i've had to clean the bathtub first before showering, just because i've found something that looks suspiciously like semen on the drain, and it clogged up the drain... So it was either clean the tub or be standing in ankle deep water mixed with spunk. Yeeeeah, i'm glad i moved out. 

  • vwagenjetta@xanga

    I can't speak entirely on behalf of the woman's showering procedure, but that rendition of the man's shower was actually quite accurate. lol

  • y0_MaMa@xanga

    this video is hilarious. i do exactly what this guy does in the shower

  • coffeelovermia

    @PervyPenguin@xanga - haha, yeah I agree.
    I thought it was funny, not to be taken seriously. I live with 2 college girls and 2 guys right now. I'd say the stereotypes are partially true but meant to be exaggerated for the video.

  • speakmagic@xanga

    i..do mostly that.. except the exaggeration of washing hair twice.. i mean.. that would be pretty precise.

  • coconutjuicefrommexico@xanga

    i know this was meant to be a joke and exaggerated, but i feel like the only thing i could relate to with the girl shower is the adjusting boobs part haha.


    and i noticed that lots of people told you to calm down, but i agree with you for the most part. it generalizes both genders and still has sexist notions even if it is supposed to be funny. i hate that in the video the girl is the insecure one while the guy is the total opposite, and how a girl is super OCD while the guy is disgusting, it's sexist both ways. i feel like more people would find this offensive if it said "this is the way a white man takes a shower and this is the way a black man takes a shower" 
  • animechrisy@xanga

    ....Some things are better left without analysis. This is one of them.

    I actually do clean the bathtub before I use it( because I think sharing it with my bros is kinda gross)

    And I do wash my hair double times usually (albeit not with those soaps)

    And I do stay religiously away from touching the tiles...

    So I would say it's pretty accurate!

    For a guy....I always have wondered why he doesn't use the rug....hmmm...

  • black_lie@xanga

    psh, I'm a girl and I blow my nose in the shower. It saves tissues! To be fair I got the habit from my dad.

  • healthyatheart@xanga

    Wow, don't you think you're taking this a bit too seriously? I interpreted the guy shaking his junk as him being playful and fun. And in terms of them showing that men spend all their time washing their crotches and admiring their penises - I saw that as them taking pride in their favourite body part and taking good care of it. Honestly, I liked the fact that the guy checked out his junk in the mirror - much better than the insecure woman who looked at her body and told herself to exercise. The video makes fun of both men and women. Men are shown as messy and unclean, yet silly and laid back. The woman here is OCD, self-conscious and boring, yet clean and orderly. There's good and bad for both. I just love that the guy makes a mohawk with his shampoo and doodles in the mirror - that's awesome! 

  • zretrareo27@xanga

    Nope, that's pretty much correct. I just lump my clothes on the floor like a man though.

  • x___nancy___x@xanga

    My brother, dad & boyfriend all blow their noses in the shower...
    I do too sometimes when I have a stuffy nose cause the steam helps unclog it~ 

    I can't really tell which gender made the video because the video was also satirizing how girls use shampoos with 47 vitamins and real passionfruit extract or whatever & who the heck cares about that stuff x___x maybe I care about it if it was juice, but not my shampoo. Maybe this short video was made by both genders satirizing the other gender!~

    I believe the girl's part is pretty accurate though~ except for the folding clothes & cleaning part at the end... I clean it when it looks dirty.. even then i'm pretty reluctant to clean it x___x

  • johnmatthewwilder@xanga

    Well video was a waste of time besides the shampoo mohawk.  I agree with most of the people I think your views are too analytical.  I think it's best to watch something more than once or twice.  I find myself being very judgmental when I view something once and write a review or response.  There will always be exceptions.  I think these two views shown are just extremes of both sexes.  I do have to say I'm pretty damn close to the guy's portrayal except I don't use bar soap.  Ew it's so gross in my opinion.  All the best.  JMW

  • wizexel22@xanga

    the only problem i had with the video was it wasn't very funny. i want that 3 mins of my life back.

  • realanaid@xanga

    it's a youtube video. i chuckled.
    -picks up a book-
    moving on...

  • bikerbo@xanga

    MANCOUCH SUCKS

    especially this tardo boy author

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