Sunday, 13 June 2010
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Confirming What We Always Knew: Apple Stores Are Petri Dishes of Disease
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.
Although you CAN use your tongue to operate the iPad, you probably shouldn't.
Get creeped out by holding public stair rails or holding pay phones to your ears? Hope you’re a “PC”. A study by the New York Daily News has found that the public appliances at NYC Apple stores are teeming with bacteria, including staph. Probably nothing deadly, but might want to roll in with some hand sanatizer the next time you roll in to play with something that about 50,000 mouth-breathing tourists have put their mitts all over.
What’s the solution? Simple. Find your way to a Radio Shack, ASAP. No one ever goes to Radio Shack, so chances are you’ll be safer from disease there than you would be in a HAZMAT suit.
Would you step foot inside an Apple store after reading this?
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It's spelled "staff".
Yea. There's disease everywhere.
I hate Apple stores. Idk why people feel the need to pack themselves in there like sardines, just to play with some computers & iPods. I love Apple, but c'mon...
LOLZ radioshack
@PervyPenguin@xanga - You best be trollin'.
@democrab@xanga - My thought exactly.
But anyways, no I probably wont, but it's because I don't use Apple products.
Maybe Apple is just poisoning everyone!
About Radio Shack-- so true.
Germs everywhere. Build an immune system.
@democrab@xanga - I'm pretty sure their joke is that the "staff" are also bacteria.
@Morgan - http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5743/snowwhiteapple.jpg
@PervyPenguin@xanga - The author spelled it correctly. He was referring to Staph= short for staphylococcus aureus.
Believe it or not--I thought you meant one ot those little stores the commercial apple orchards have. (I live in a rural area)
Thanks for the head's up. I'll avail myself of the hand sanitizer--or do my web surfing at home. I'm "PC" anyway.
radio shack is still open!?!?!?! lmao
@vickevlar@xanga - Makes sense!
@PervyPenguin@xanga - PC FOR LIFE!
Tell me something I don't know......
@ PervyPenguin@xanga, if you're making a joke by saying "it's spelled "Staff", I guess it's kind of humorous.
.... But the author used the correct spelling. Staph is short for the bacterium staphylococcus aureus.
The only time I set foot in an Apple store is to argue with their "geniuses" about my computer.
They smell of festering sweat molecules because of all the stinky, rank ass bodies in there. The smell alone says "do not enter"
lol @ staph
has anyone seen the new windows store?! They are almost carbon copies of the apple store so I think this applies to pc people also fyi. on a side note i dont like going in the apple stores anyway, sure they are nice and sleek but most of the time its just too busy.
Have never been to one..don't care for it really..
HELLOOO!! Did some of you sleep through 8th grade science? Staph is short for staphylococcus aureus which is a bacteria that can cause rashes and other problems. Google it and you'll see some lovely photos. ps whoever hates mac products is silly
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