I am young and enjoy the cold taste of a beautifully poured Guinness, or the smokiness of a good whiskey. I enjoy camaraderie. I enjoy bars as places of comfort and meeting grounds. I enjoy going out to meet friends, potential partners or just simply going out by myself to have a pint after a hard day.
I think we all have our own ways of going out, and while respectable I don't have to like all of them. There are many things I avoid while out drinking. I hardly ever go to clubs, I try to avoid certain types of bars and I try to limit the shot intake to a minimum, among others.
However, there are two things people do while on a night excursion that absolutely blow the lid off my brain. I absolutely dislike these two things and just wanted to share them with you: Never "Pregame":
I absolutely abhor this practice. I should be banned. Whoever engages in this behavior should be taken out back and shot in the head, cause they simply are a waste of space. I hate the word and everything else behind this practice.
I just don't get the fucking point. Someone please explain to me, why am I to go to someone's house, start drinking, get fairly tipsy and then decide that it is a good-enough idea to go out?
I mean, if I want to go out and have fun, why in Beelzebub's good name would I want to show up at a bar/club fairly touched already? I mean, are these people so utterly uninteresting and unbelievably timid that they need liquid courage even before they arrive at a bar?
I just don't get the point. May be I was cut with different scissors, but if I am going out, the thought of leaving my house, going to a friend's and then going out from there seems idiotic. Why can't I just leave from my own place and meet my friends at the last destination? It's double the travel for the same amount of fun. Furthermore, why is it so appealing to cram into your body as many vodka tonics as you can within a one hour period?
Another issue I have with this is, once these neanderthals finish "pregaming", they take to the streets in vociferous hordes of assholes. They are already tipsy so it is okay for them to scream down the street? What kind of fucking behavior is that? Why can't you fucking be an educated drunk, a human being, and not bother people? Why do you have to be an asshole, behave like a monkey, and then turn belligerently towards someone that doesn't agree and is not willing to put up with your crass, unacceptable and uncalled for imbecility?
For all of you who "pregame", I'm sorry. I just don't get the fucking point and would never partake in such a ridiculous event. Don't play idiotic drinking games: (i.e. Fuck beer pong and other similar games)
Drinking shouldn't be punishment. What's the fun on having to inhale extreme quantities of shitty beer in a very limited window of time? Am I supposed to be encouraged to have fun by playing this game? What good can come from you drinking ten of cups of piss-water beer within half an hour?
I have played drinking games with friends but I must admit I have only played beer pong twice. I really hate this game
, me dispiace, lo odio etc.
This game is just absolutely ridiculous.
Let's try to find out the point of this game. So I have to get the other player to drink ten cups of beer before he gets me to do it? The "loser" of the game, not only is out but they are also drunker. They are punished by drinking?
Call me old-fashioned, but for me a good drinking session is an enjoyable time, not something I need to take as punishment. If I am drinking I do it out of pleasure. I want to drink something that tastes good at my own pace. I want to have a good conversation or at least be able to think. To me, drinking is not a competition to see who can get "fucked up" faster while drinking the worse garbage they can ingest (I mean, Natty Ice
and such beers are what beer-pongers
I have been to bars with beer-pong tables in them and have seen more fights there, than at old-school dive bars. It is unreal how this game turns seemingly normal individuals into complete animals.
Finally, I don't know If I can accept whether there are any real winners in this game. I rather believe that society and humanity both lose a little whenever this game is played. This are mere opinions of things I hate about drinking. Try not to take offense if you are an avid "pregamer" or beer-pong aficionado. Is there anything that you can't stand about going out drinking?