I am just completely baffled as to why there is a new Hanes commercial and Michael Jordan has a Hitler mustache in it. Does anybody get this or is he just trying to make a new image? If so, he has failed miserably.
The tiny Hitler stache never really worked in my opinion. Before Adolf demonized it and made it an icon of hate and evil, it used to be rocked by people all the time. Many famous celebrities from the 20's and 30's were really into the square of hair right under their nose.
Mr. Jordan, what the fuck are you thinking? It's a terrible look. Besides it's notorious nature, it is not a very flattering look. As an aging athlete, wouldn't you want to keep your look awesome? Wouldn't you want to stay as youthful and look as handsome for as long as possible? Maybe he should start growing his hair out too and redefine the number 23 (as an obvious weird old man).
I just don't get it. A mustache that obvious and blatant stands out completely in a random Hanes t-shirt commercial. I realized that I had to watch it twice because I wasn't even paying attention to the ad, I was too focused on MJ's Nazi stache.
It has no bearing in the commercial, but some idiot let him keep it. I guess you're not going to tell Michael Jordan that he should shave his mustache. He probably spent all morning trying to perfect it before the shoot. Or maybe Jordan is really into Nazism. Maybe next Halloween he'll get wasted and dress up like a Nazi solider with one of the princes of England and then they'll play some one on one.
Does anyone know why Michael Jordan would think that the Hitler mustache is a good look for him?