Among the hardest arts in this world, convincing a girl to come home with you is right up there with marble sculpture and paper mache. However, a man in Denver, Colorado has come up with a technique that will increase the percentage for success significantly: and all it takes is a lava lamp.
Now, I am yet to give this a go, but this guy swears by it, and I'm certainly a believer. Here's how it works:
1. Buy a lava lamp. As always- the bigger, the better.
2. Go to a bar, any bar, buy yourself a shot or five of everclear, depending on your body size
3. Approach a lady and commence discourse, bringing up your ownership of a lava lamp within the first 10 minutes. Something like, "hey, what do you think of lava lamps?" will do just fine.
4. Do not bring up the lava lamp for the entirety of the conversation, but when they ring the bell for last call, get ready to seize the moment.
5. "So, do you want to see my lava lamp?"
She'll just have to!
Anyway, the real beauty of the lava lamp is that it buys you some time. We all know that its a fire hazard to keep those things running when you're out of the house, and they take some time to warm up. It takes the average lava lamp about 20 minutes to get going. This gives you nearly a half and hour to charm, flatter and prepare your prize before the big moment. Make a pot of tea, have a smoke, make prank phone calls, or bake a cake. Needless to say, once the lamp hits full swing, she'll be so enchanted with the sensual gymnastics of the flowing lava that the rest will come naturally. It's a plug-in aphrodisiac and I think you'll be surprised by its potency.
Will you try the lava lamp pick-up line or do you have an equally creative method of your own?
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Comments (41)
That's cute. :) I could potentially fall for that.
Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checkin' you out!
:D
lol!
if the guy is hot i'll play along.
but honestly, i don't give a shit about lava lamps. so most guys who attempt it on me would fail.
what has 164 teeth and contains the Incredible Hulk?
my zipper.
Combine this with other cool lightning gizmos!!! :DD <3 *swoon*
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@lollarious@xanga - I would say "You should get that green skin checked out."
I have a lava lamp.
Would this line work on a guy?
@lollarious@xanga - Wow! That was fantastic!
what if she doesn't like lava lamps?
what if she thinks you're a lifeless loser for asking if she likes lava lamps?
maybe i'm the only one but i think this would fail more often than not.
Cannot see how this would work, seems a bit creepy to me! But I'm sure worse lines have been used, so why not!
yey!!!!!!!
There's a characteristic sleaze that comes with lava lamps. It was cool in the 70's but I don't think so much now. It can't be substituted with anything as cool and less creeper?
@sumtymesiwonder@xanga - You have no idea how whoreish that comment just sounded. -_-;
@KrazeeKunoichi009@xanga - This gets my vote. :D Although my next question would be, can I see it? :P
2) You can pretty much use anything in place of a lava lamp. For example, you can have a Venus fly trap that isn't a fire hazard and doesn't burn electricity. They will appreciate how environmentally conscious you are.
@lollarious@xanga - LOLOL, aw that made me smile,
Wanna see my lava lamp?
Uh, no, mine is in the back of my childhood closet for a reason.
I'll keep this method in mind.
Agghhh I HATE hippies! You can keep your dirty psychedelic witchcraft to yourself!
that's badass. i'd totally go for that, just for the thought.
I used to own a lava lamp -- they're boring to me now.
If the guy is hot I'll agree, but I'm not going to go to his place just to see the lamp
haha, no i don't really think this will work. But i think the idea behind it is good enough... if you have something interesting to invite the girl back to se,e which i believe is the point behind this... then yeah it might work... invite her however to play some video game... or to see a signed copy of record by somone.... what i mean is something more interesting then a lava lamp....
Bottom line however is, regardless of what you have... the girl has already made up her mind about whether shes going home with you or not regardless of your pick up lines or posseesions. I think that goes for guys and girls... you know within the first ten minutes if you like someone and will take things further or if you dont and are just passing time....
But personally.... I think Lava Lamps are pretty cool... but thats because i have my pad decked out with 60's and 70's rock paraphenalia.... and i currently own a lava lamp as party of my chilled out theme so...go for it.... and test it out...let us know if it works for ya :)
peace dude
I really would fall for this, mostly because I was never allowed to have one growing up.