Monday, 08 February 2010
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62 Year Old Sledder Straps Rocket To His Back...Fails
A 62 year old sledder in Michigan put himself in the hospital after a home-made rocket exploded on his back. The Oakland County man is known for doing “outrageous things” at his sledding parties. He made the makeshift jet pack with gun powder, gasoline, and an old automobile muffler. Why he did not question his invention when he was mixing the ingredients, I don’t know. Regardless, the rocket pack exploded on his back shortly after he took off, leaving about 20 percent of his body seriously burned. He was hospitalized in stable condition early last week.
Now, upon a first read, this news story raises a number of thoughts:
1. Where were sledding parties like this when I was a kid?
2. I can only hope that when I’m 62, that I will be strapping rockets to my back and hosting decadent sleigh riding parties for the masses.
3. Why is my grandfather such a square?
4. What is this guy drinking? I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a moonshine distillery in his basement.
So the question is:
How do you explain this stunt to your family when they come visit in the hospital?
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Comments (27)
"im 62 years old, PISS OFF!"lol
Priceless
I use to live up in MI I know where this is.
Idk how one would explain that.
"FOR SHIZ AND GIGGLES"
Me too! And to answer your question, I would explain it all with a sheepish, drug-induced grin.
Ima die anyways. Might as well be my way.
Gunpowder and gasoline....explodes. It doesn't burn slowly.shouldn't he have...tested it first? Just to make sure it wouldn't blow him to bits? Maybe it's me...
"They say theys no fool lak an ol' fool. Damn that puts a hurt in me!"
Mmmph.. men!
I think "I'm just fucking awesome" would suffice as an explanation for me. but maybe that's just me...
I'm FROM Oakland County! Holy shit. I didn't even hear about this (though I'm at college an hour and a half away now).
How can I explain this? I can't. Though I can say that sledding parties are nothing new and this dude ain't the only one having them. Getting a bunch of people together, getting smashed, and then flying down some hills is a winter tradition in just about any state where there's snow more than two weeks a year. Of course... jet fuel and mufflers usually don't make an appearance though.
Hooray for the Mitten state. Just because we're broke, doesn't mean we have to be bored.
i was thinking #1!
i was thinking ALL the same questions lol!!
and if it were me... my family would have probably been there with me doing the same thing lol
nice. Probably almost got himself a Darwin award...
michiganders do it best.
I'd tell them the story straight up. Id think it would make me sound interesting.
Good job, Grandpa. *eyeroll*
Idiotic.
I wish my grandfather was half as cool =/
This guy is gangster! :D
these are the things I plan on doing when I get old. That and attempting to shoplift from stores and then act confused when I get caught
My brother was at this party with his friend! He knows the guy!
That's my neighboring county! Way to make us look stupid, old man.
leave it to a michigander!
How about "the voices told me to do it"?
As soon as he gets out and his family leaves him alone... he'll be back at it. I love older people like this. Dude is like DOC BROWN or someshit.