Saturday, 02 January 2010

  • Love, Thy Name Is Flo


    I'm in love with Flo, the Progressive Insurance commercial lady. There, I said it.

    This is a secret crush, well more than a crush, that I've been carrying around with me for sometime now. Just look at my lovely Flow, eyes bugging out of her skull, lips blindingly bright red.

    There's just something about her.


    I don't know what it is, but don't tell me you haven't noticed too. I know you have. Her presence is inescapable.

    A quick search around the interwebs shows I'm not alone in this. I don't know who she is or where she came from or what fresh hell that place she works at is, but I love her.

    And yes, I'm aware that she's a fictional character. You know what? I don't care! No barrier can break this bond!

    You can mock and point and laugh all you want. Your words and gestures can't harm me as long as I have my Flo! And Flo, I'll be seeing you in my fantasies.

    Do you love Flo too?

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