So, while I was playing this online game...I suddenly realized how many people ONLINE DATE.
I was astonished and instantaneously thought of some pick-up lines these boys probably used for them ladies. Here are my own top 5 creations! (They're kinda lame...but it's the subject that matters)
5. "
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?" 4. "Hi. Would you like to go out with someone your level?"
3. "
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean."
2. "No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing."
1. "Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Can you come up with any of your own?
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I would have to admit, most of those were pretty lame.
Except for this one: 4. "Hi. Would you like to go out with someone your level?"
I don't think it would work, but it's definitely funny.
I don't like one. Two may even be taken as an insult in the wrong situation. The rest are cute though. I'm a supernerd and if someone said any of those to me, I would laugh and judge them to be of good character, at the very least.
:)
hahaha I love all of them!
"Hey baby, lemme check out your instance."
I used it on a chick once who liked WoW.
But I'm happy to say that I don't play that lame game anymore.
Oh, yeah, it worked.
HAHA nice
My college roomie just married a guy she met through me on WoW...sometimes it works out. I've been hit on in game before, but the lines usually aren't that amusing, just creepy. :P
haha wow. these really hit home for me :)
I saw this and had to comment. I think #4 is cute ... and the only one I like. lol But yeah, my little brother is a huge WoW'er and I think he'd get a kick outta these.
LOL tho I never seen anyone use these lines to pick up online chicks except for joking purposes in my 6 years of online gaming.
Most recently some guy asked me
"what color are your panties"
haha. how about i like your pixels? :p
"I'll give you an upload
"
LOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!! :D :D :D hahaha, very lame, but funny :P
Quite funny. It might take me a life time to come up with something like that. Though i think some of them sound like insults.
I play WoW, so I've been flirted with a couple of times. My favourite was from a paladin friend who told me he had blessing of protection (:
It was all in good fun, but I thought it was hilarious.