Here's a great video from the Onion. Now you may be wondering why I'm posting a Halloween video on Christmas. And to you I say, Santa clearly didn't bring you the ability to understand subtext this year. Anyway, here's a nice reminder that all holidays are bullshit and it's best just to enjoy them any way you can. So gather your loved ones, exchange presents, for the love of god smile, and have a Merry Christmas.
oo! And have some eggnog. It tastes gross, but man what a wild ride.