Tuesday, 22 December 2009
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Twix Will Make You Horribly Disfigured
Holy weird effing commercials, Batman! Here's one from Twix:
Yea, sorry if I don't exactly find this appetizing. Yea, yea, I know. I understand the concept, but it's still pairing Twix and horribly disfigured in my head. And based on how many Twix he appears to be eating throughout the commercial I'm betting we can add diabetes (or diabeetus if you're Wilford Brimley) to his list of ailments.Thanks, Twix, for never making me want to buy your product because of the numerous ways it will no doubt do me harm. All with one weird effing commercial. Congrats!
Does this make Twix seem appetizing at all to you?
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Comments (37)
lolwut.
Anyway, I love Twix. This commercial wouldn't change that, so I don't really care how unappetizing this commerical made it look o 3o;
Haha I think this is pretty clever. Yeah, he doesn't look so great, but it's funny and I love Twix.
i love twix..my favorite are the peanut butter ones..i would buy handfuls&stick them in the freezer and eat them all day cause i'm a fatarrse..but i dont eat junk anymore so fuck simple shitty carbohydrates that add no nutritional value
Dumb commercial. I don't eat candy bars anyways, but I think if I did the part right at the end with the chocolate is the only thing that makes me want one lol
Lolol.
Not really into twix tbh
Aww come on? You're going to give Twix, crap for this? Perfectly average commercial.
Better than those Starburst ones where the dude loses his arms in a vat of acid.
...i don't get it.
@mycontinuity@xanga - Or the Axe commercials where the guy turns into chocolate and gets his limbs torn off.
it doesnt make you horribly disfigured. wtf? It was showing he was frozen in time and during that 'pause' he was imagining the time to be spent with her.
it doesn't affect my want to buy it. I love twix. I eat it in moderation, not in handfuls, so I wouldn't have to worry about diabetes. how dumb.
Twix is twisted but not as twisted as Twilight.
Hahaha that was funny. I love twix
@Reckless - haha best comment on this post!
I see that his face was disfigured temporary and he got punched which made his face normal but I don't understand how his face was temporary deformed while eating twix? Waas it because he was always chewing? I don't get THAT PART.
I love twix
I don't get this commercial..
"(or diabeetus if you're Wilford Brimley)" haha that's what I thought he said! Good to know my hearing isn't jacked yet, but I digress. I give the commercial some credit for the unexpected ending--that was the only thing "twisted" about it.
This commercial was just very strange and lmao about your Wilford Brimley comment.
Seems like u missed the point of this commercial if you think it says twix will disfigure u
Haha, if I saw this on TV I probably wouldn't have gotten through all of it without changing the channel so I would've never gotten it. It's funny once you get it at the end. But still.. WTF?!
@WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga - At the end it says "Invent a Pause. Open a Twix." It's saying that when you eat a Twix time becomes frozen, but I don't know why eatting a Twix does this.. I only figured this out because of the other Twix commercials someone gets caught doing something and they eat a twix to pause time so they can come up with an excuse..
as my governor would say:
"Stop Whining!"
That was a strange ad, but a lot of ads are strange. Twix is still my favorite (second favorite, maybe) candy bar.
this is going to make me sound like a bitch, but i don't like twix commercials, they're all about deceiving women. maybe when they make a commercial that's not, i'll be interested.
I lol'd.
what a cute commercial.