Thursday, 17 December 2009
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I Simply Refuse To Be Ashamed of P**ping
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I can't lie. I enjoy p**ping. ENJOY IT. Who doesn't wanna get rid of excess waste??
There's nothing like taking a good, solid shit. It's so relieving. It feels good.
I like to rate mine, and there's nothing more disappointing than a not-so-solid shit.
My favorite though? I like to refer to them as surprise poopies.
You know, those are the ones where you go to the bathroom to have a onesie, and suddenly your body tells you there's a twosie ready! It's exciting.
Some things about p**ping, are funny to me:
- Everyone does it. EveryTHING does it (almost.) The queen of England shits, as does Barack Obama. Can you imagine either of them pushing out a good solid on the toilet? (Well. I'm not sure if the queen still makes solids...)
- General society acts like it's gross... but everyone does it. Why must we be ashamed?
- Most females I know can manage their business within about a minute- a minute in a half. Guys? It takes at least four to six minutes, if not longer. (This is something I do not understand.)
Although most men would argue that girls don't p**p. Our excess waste actually comes out in the form of tears, and this is why we cry so much. Right guys? We do not make foul smells. We eat rainbows and sunshine, and tears come out. It's so weird!
Anyway, Mancouch, how do you feel about p**ping? Do you understand the social stigma about p**ping?
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What?! Being female, I still take at least 10 minutes to take a shit. Now I feel alienated from the other girls out there. My family calls me the Queen of the Toilet since "constipation" has always been my intestine's problemo. Maybe I just don't push as hard as other girls.. or drink little.
Sometimes your shit smells like the food you eat. Durian, pho, pizza. Sick. HAHAHA.
I heard the saying: Girls poop out crystals.
Yeah, definitely.
This is true that everytime I drop a deuce, a couple of tears come from my eyes. My body must be uncomfortable when I void my bowels.
@missneeraja@tripcrazed - Haha yeah I definitely agree. All my boy eats is red meat and white carbs; not sure how he hasn't torn himself a new hole yet.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - Very true. Kind of scared me the first time.
i'm not a fan of pooping. i like pooping after having anticipated/carried the burden for a while. makes the relief that much more gratifying.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - Really? Hm, you learn something new every poop.
Wow, what to say about this one...
Well, I have to say it's strange to see a post about shitting from a girl. Kudos to that.
Also, I have to admit, I feel great after taking one, lighter sometimes. "I feel five pounds lighter" - Next Friday.
Anyways, I guess guys take longer because we want our holes to be clean, we don't want our boxers filled with skid marks. Lol, that's my reason, at least.
I never heard a thing about women not taking shits. That's ridiculous, like you said, everyone and nearly everything shits.
its not stigma its called manners. too bad so many people have lost being taught manners and morals.
There are so many things that are now taken into open conversation that used to simply be known, done but not round table discussion.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - If you eat Kale it makes your poop green or purple :D
i love this post <3 :D
wtf is the reasoning behind "censoring" the word POOPING? You can talk about all kinds of sex stuff, but not pooping? is there ANY reasoning behind this, or is it just as stupid as I think it is?
I think guys take a long time because they like to read on the john. I don't understand that. I like to get in and drop it as quickly as possible. It's like a game.
Men always talk about their poop! Over the weekend my ex actually kept trying to get me to admit I was a "poopsmith" (think blacksmith... one who makes poop?) and I was denying it. I just don't want to talk about that! It's just not socially acceptable, I guess. Talking about it just makes me feel uncomfortable!
Dude... a MIN and a HALF?? Thats gotta be a lie... your diet must consist of apple sauce, yogurt, oatmeal, refried beans and mashed potatoes. Im calling shenanigans.
Girls take FOREVER in the bathroom.. that might be to make sure a lot of the smell is alleviated, but still.
Pooping rules. And yeah, I wonder why the word poop is censored, but not SHIT. Oh, xanga!
@mcmeister89 - You sir, are a poet.
Thanks for spreading this mentality, haha. I hate the stigma, too.
Like you said, everyone does it, so it shouldn't be made into a big
deal. I'm kind of a hypocrite, though, because I have absolutely no
problem talking about it, but when I find myself needing to take a dump
in a public bathroom, it's still really embarrassing. It would be good
if we could all just get over it. I mean, stinking up a bathroom has
got to be better than giving yourself a stomach ache until you can use
your own bathroom.
it's poop. gotta live with it. Besides, how can you NOT enjoy the release of those excess wastes? Feels great nonetheless. People of today just can't admit it cause' they're wussies.
ahh the amazing wonders of shit.
Is that supposed to be pimping or pooping?
@irishgrrl690@xanga - aww you're trying to sound smart. That's a malapropism if I ever saw one, though. I believe the word you're groping for is STIGMA.
Hey! I'm pooping right now!!! :)
And it definitely takes me longer than a minute and a half...
This post is absolutely amazing. Haha I love it. Like I love pooping.
@explosive@xanga - Ohhhh you're trying to sound like an asshole! Oh wait. I'm guessing that comes naturally?
I think the appropriate approach to my misuse of a word would be a polite correction to which I could reply, "You're right! Sorry. I never was good with my Latin and Greek suffixes."
Let's pretend you acted like an adult and leave it at that.
@irishgrrl690@xanga - oh PLEASE don't even try to turn this around like I'm the incompetent one.
@salvatruca_stalking_havok13@xanga - you could always get one of those colonoscopy bags...that way you could close up your butt hole and get rid of most of your intestines. but beware, my grandma had one, and when those things leak, you kinda wanna die, as does everyone in within a one-mile radius.