Thursday, 17 December 2009
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I Simply Refuse To Be Ashamed of P**ping
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I can't lie. I enjoy p**ping. ENJOY IT. Who doesn't wanna get rid of excess waste??
There's nothing like taking a good, solid shit. It's so relieving. It feels good.
I like to rate mine, and there's nothing more disappointing than a not-so-solid shit.
My favorite though? I like to refer to them as surprise poopies.
You know, those are the ones where you go to the bathroom to have a onesie, and suddenly your body tells you there's a twosie ready! It's exciting.
Some things about p**ping, are funny to me:
- Everyone does it. EveryTHING does it (almost.) The queen of England shits, as does Barack Obama. Can you imagine either of them pushing out a good solid on the toilet? (Well. I'm not sure if the queen still makes solids...)
- General society acts like it's gross... but everyone does it. Why must we be ashamed?
- Most females I know can manage their business within about a minute- a minute in a half. Guys? It takes at least four to six minutes, if not longer. (This is something I do not understand.)
Although most men would argue that girls don't p**p. Our excess waste actually comes out in the form of tears, and this is why we cry so much. Right guys? We do not make foul smells. We eat rainbows and sunshine, and tears come out. It's so weird!
Anyway, Mancouch, how do you feel about p**ping? Do you understand the social stigma about p**ping?
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I love the picture chosen for this.
and why was the word poop edited and not shit? hahaha.
The social stigma on p^^ping... very interesting.
>.<
@greenglow28@xanga - I was wondering about that. I've already come to terms with the fact that censorship doesn't make sense.
I don't like pooping. If I could get rid of the mechanisms that facilitate it, I would (as long as I don't die of course). I don't know, I just have a negative relationship with poop that goes way beyond the social stigma. Could be because my colon has a mind of its own. :\
Shit smells like shit.
Love doing a satisfying shit lol
Pooping feels good, smells bad. Thas' all.
haahahaha what a great post. we all poop. it smells bad no matter who you are. even if you eat rainbows, your shit'll still stink. :)
i just let one out and its over.. but apparently my sister takes more than 5 minutes and sits in the toilet with her laptop on her lap haha.
when i tell my boyfriend i have to take a shit. he tells me to say I have to go to the bathroom cause its inappropriate for girls to poop. it's kind of the cept concept with me farting and shaving my underarms hahahaaa
Pooping IS awesome. I may not rate mine, but I do have different terms for the kinds of p**p. Of course, you have your standard shit, nothing special. Then theres the "Phantom" which is when you know something came out, you felt it. But as soon as it hit water, it went straight down the pipes, like it wasnt even there. These are kind of annoying, you dont even get to admire your work. Next, we have the "BPD" or "Black-Pr0nstars-Dick". These things are one piece and massive in everyway, solid the whole way down. You may never have a dick in your ass in your lifetime, but if you poop out one of these, you may as well have been in a gay pr0n movie because thats what it feels like. A more enjoyable type is simply called "Pellets". You can guess why, its when you poop out multiples no bigger than a golf ball. Personally, I dont see why my body couldnt just put it all as one, but oh well. Lastly, and least enjoyably, we have the "Runs". However, I like to refer to it as the "Chocolate Shotgun" because that's what it feels like coming out of your butt and it gets everywhere. There are probably more, but they escape me at the moment.
@mcmeister89 - I have different names for mine too, sometimes.
I also enjoy assigning them genders. the bigger more solid ones are boys, of course. the softer more gentle ones, are girls. and the gross, messy, disgusting, smelly ones are boys as well. ugh. those ones are the most disappointing.
Pooping is an interesting process because it takes all we ate and turns it into brown (sometimes different colors but that's your business), smelly... crap. It is rewarding at times because it makes you feel like the whole world has been lifted off your stomach. The results however can be devastating sometimes. Especially when you eat some sort of spicy food. I saw a "Know Your Shit" poster the other day with all the different types of poop. By far the "swamp" is the worst.
Another shitty post about shitting. Shit!
...so y'all censor poop, which is a euphemism for defecation/feces, but not shit, which is considered a cuss word? -shakes head-
Why can you say shit but not poop?
@FallenReign@xanga - haha, my question exactly
Ooh yeah I noticed that guys take forever to take a shit, but I'm usually done within a couple of minutes. Maybe we're less constipated and don't sit there pushing and straining for a while?
I think girls take less time because their bodies are meant to shove stuff out lower regions.... even if it's a different place........
That said, this post is gross.
I found it funny how you seem to love pooping and yet censored the actual word.
When you eat pepto bismal it makes your poopy black.
@haloed@xanga - OMG i always used to tell my boyfriend that...what's taking him so long??!? i concluded it was his excessive meat eating combined with his desire to never chew but instead inhale his food.
but in general, i love this post and i love taking dumps, and i tell people whenever i have to loll
@missneeraja@tripcrazed - lol, well I avoid publicizing my bowel movements, but if I do have to go, I don't hold it in anymore. It feels so much better to drop your kids off at the pool. Haha. Yeah my boyfriend can be in the washroom for half an hour and I'm wondering if he fell in or passed out on the toilet. Then I get in there and I'm out in 3 minutes flat, washing hands and all! Geeeeeez. I eat about as much as him/very similar diet so I have no idea.
Maybe it's the testosterone, or maybe they go slow to try and avoid it touching their balls. lmao.
lol I ALWAYS gross my friends out with my poop stories. I can't help it. I LOVE TO SHIT! Like you said... It's natural and everyone does it. I love when I poop and I INSTANTLY feel 10 lbs lighter. lol It's relieving. I don't get why ppl make a taboo outta it. But this post was funny and I agree completely. AWESOME POST! :)
@Arsenic_Beauty@xanga - I didn't censor it, the xanga editors did.
So. Everytime I go over to my boyfriend's house we end up talking about poop with his family. I'm not sure why that is, but I think I've really been enlightened and liberated in regards to pooping. It's pretty weird!
For instance, I found out that his brother-in-law wipes standing up within the first five minutes after I met him.
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS STIGMATA?!