Thursday, 17 December 2009
I can't lie. I enjoy p**ping. ENJOY IT. Who doesn't wanna get rid of excess waste??
There's nothing like taking a good, solid shit. It's so relieving. It feels good.
I like to rate mine, and there's nothing more disappointing than a not-so-solid shit.
My favorite though? I like to refer to them as surprise poopies.
You know, those are the ones where you go to the bathroom to have a onesie, and suddenly your body tells you there's a twosie ready! It's exciting.
Some things about p**ping, are funny to me:
- Everyone does it. EveryTHING does it (almost.) The queen of England shits, as does Barack Obama. Can you imagine either of them pushing out a good solid on the toilet? (Well. I'm not sure if the queen still makes solids...)
- General society acts like it's gross... but everyone does it. Why must we be ashamed?
- Most females I know can manage their business within about a minute- a minute in a half. Guys? It takes at least four to six minutes, if not longer. (This is something I do not understand.)
Although most men would argue that girls don't p**p. Our excess waste actually comes out in the form of tears, and this is why we cry so much. Right guys? We do not make foul smells. We eat rainbows and sunshine, and tears come out. It's so weird!
Anyway, Mancouch, how do you feel about p**ping? Do you understand the social stigma about p**ping?