This spiral light appeared over Norway recently and people immediately began speculating as to what caused it. It lasted over two minutes which is too long for it to be an astronomical event.
Today we find out that it was from a failed Russian missile launch. But who's to say that it really failed? In fact, I think it was quite the success despite what they might say.
It may not resemble any previously reported aurora, but it does resemble something quite familiar. A wormhole.
There, I said it. I know you were all thinking it, but I said it. And I'll say something else I think everyone is a little afraid to say.
Clearly, Russia is at war with either a distant planet (perhaps James Cameron was right!) or another dimension.
I'm going with alternate dimension. I think if it were some far off planet that requires a wormhole to get there, we would have seen something like this before. Alternate dimension means that all prior contact probably occurred on the ground, out of view of those nosy Norwegians.
So, there you have it. Russia is at war with an alternate dimension. This light proves it. That leaves a few question about this alternate dimension. But mostly I want to ask you just one:
Why is Russia at war with this alternate dimension?