This spiral light appeared over Norway recently and people immediately began speculating as to what caused it. It lasted over two minutes which is too long for it to be an astronomical event.
Today we find out that it was from a failed Russian missile launch. But who's to say that it really failed? In fact, I think it was quite the success despite what they might say.
It may not resemble any previously reported aurora, but it does resemble something quite familiar. A wormhole.
There, I said it. I know you were all thinking it, but I said it. And I'll say something else I think everyone is a little afraid to say.
Clearly, Russia is at war with either a distant planet (perhaps James Cameron was right!) or another dimension.
I'm going with alternate dimension. I think if it were some far off planet that requires a wormhole to get there, we would have seen something like this before. Alternate dimension means that all prior contact probably occurred on the ground, out of view of those nosy Norwegians.
So, there you have it. Russia is at war with an alternate dimension. This light proves it. That leaves a few question about this alternate dimension. But mostly I want to ask you just one:
Why is Russia at war with this alternate dimension?
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I want whatever drugs you took when you wrote this post.
it will go well with my vicodin and beer
Maybe Putin needs a new place to hide since Palin can see him from her house?
@salvatruca_stalking_havok13@xanga - hahahahahahaha
@salvatruca_stalking_havok13@xanga - A WINRAR IS YOU. LOL
You better ask the Russian Xangans. Or Russian Mancouchers.
In Soviet Russia, Missiles Launch YOU!
One way or the other they produced one spectacular light show!
You're an awesome troll.
On a lighter note, I've never seen the results of a failed nuclear missile test. It seems too perfect... (The Spiral) It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm not saying that it's another dimension or something like that, just that a failed missile spiraling in a perfect motion in the air leaving behind a light show such as this is highly improbable... Then again, as I've said, I've never seen something like this.
i spent quite a while looking at video footage of this. pretty sure it actually is a failed upper stage of a rocket spiraling at the edge of space. still...the timing is quite remarkable, coming as it does in the opening days of the copenhagen climate negotiations. not to mention the fact that obama is in norway at present. then there's the trifle that conspiracy buffs have been talking about something called "project bluebeam" for some time. here's a link: http://hubpages.com/hub/Is-Project-Bluebeam-the-Grand-Deception
i mean, i ain't superstitious, but i gotta admit a black cat just crossed my path.
Russia is trying to send a nuke back in time to bomb the US during the Cold War so that the US would no longer exist in our present. SHIET GUYZZZ!! D:
@YourDestinyIsMine@xanga - if it's way up there in the ionosphere and lost its gyros and started spinning while continuing to thrust it could well look like the recorded event. there's some good still shots toward the end of the following video montage (in which the smoke plume from the original launch is visible near the horizon at 4:39): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-yqahP1jM8&NR=1
and one would expect an expanding "black hole" to open up as soon as the stage ran out of fuel...
@YourDestinyIsMine@xanga - Yeah, like snowflakes.
Oh dear, well thank you for filling me in there @complicatedlight@xanga -
Watch this for a possible explanation.. seems to work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4
I just do not get how a missle launching equates to this...? There is def something fishy about those lights.
the other dimension is a potato eating race which hopes to take all of Russia's potatos. Being the vodka drinking people they are they have chosen to bring the fight to them.
It's a hypnosis machine to activate Soviet spies.. like in Family Guy!! ("That Italian family sitting next to us is very quiet")
wow, btw it ISNT too long for an astrological event. because all it is are rings around the moon. we get them here in the good old USA just not always that many rings. used back in the day to predict snow.
On 12 December 2008 Share International Foundation announced that a large, bright star would soon be seen worldwide. It is a sign heralding the imminent appearance of Maitreya, the World Teacher, on US television.
The 'star' is really one of four enormous spacecraft placed around the world to allow people everywhere to witness this extraordinary phenomenon. Sightings are increasingly being reported.
"In the very near future, people everywhere will have the opportunity to witness an extraordinary and significant sign, the like of which has been manifested only once before, at the birth of Jesus. Then, according to Christian teaching, a star appeared in the heavens and led three wise men from the East to the birthplace of Jesus. Soon, once again, a star-like luminary of brilliant power will be seen around the world." (Benjamin Creme's Master, Share International magazine, Jan/Feb 2009)
See "The 'star' sign" video on YouTube or visit Share International website.
Lol, apparently alternate dimensions don't like the way Russia does things, either. :p
@twilighthunter@xanga - Wow, really? I never knew that! That's actually pretty interesting information. :)
To much SCI FI fries the brain. Every body knows you need a temporal flux stabilizer to access the improbable alternate dimension anything else is just smoke and whistles. :)
Omg Russia is finally going to nuke the crap out of Alaska. D: I knew this day would come.
I need to gtfo of here.
-waves bye to Palin and friends-
(Palin is nice though. I once ate a hotdog at a picnic of hers, and it was a pretty damn good hotdog. Did I mention FREE hotdog? Yeah. Palin has free hotdogs.)
Given that they can't risk war with the US by annexing Georgia to consolidate its grip on Europe's energy sources, they've had to invade an alternate dimension to build around it.
At least, that's what I heard on Glenn Beck.