Warm Breasts Are Very, Very Important

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Warm Breasts Are Very, Very Important

This is a guest post from Skirmisher.

Never resting to cook up even more creative ways to care for the things they deeply love, Japanese inventors made these USB breast warmer, because nothing’s more important than sufficiently warmed breasts! If they’re not warm, who would want them? You just plug this pad into any USB port on your computer, stick the pad in your bra, and that’s it — warm boobs! Why wear a sweater when you have this USB breast warmer, right?

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Pingers are better.
- 11/29/2009 3:12 AM
- ShimmerBodyCream@xanga (message)
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My boobs are plenty warm on their own. How else do I warm up my hands? Duh. Ha.
- 11/29/2009 3:13 AM
- FallenReign@xanga (message)
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That's just ridiculous. :Walks away shaking head:
- 11/29/2009 3:14 AM
- ccarothers@xanga (message)
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i dont get it.
aren't boobs naturally warm.
when are they ever cold?
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- 11/29/2009 3:19 AM
- HiROBii@xanga (message)
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i can honestly say ive never even thought "my boobs are cold right now" ...the whole torso area is pretty good at staying warm.
- 11/29/2009 3:20 AM
- frozencherries@xanga (message)
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lol
- 11/29/2009 3:35 AM
- morning_teas@xanga (message)
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lol, i don't see what this has to do with a computer.
- 11/29/2009 3:47 AM
- sarah@dollarish (message)
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Dumb blog
- 11/29/2009 3:51 AM
- Reckless (message)
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okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

meh
- 11/29/2009 4:04 AM
- hilaw@xanga (message)
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Uhh... my boobs are the warmest part of my body naturally. I need heated socks...
- 11/29/2009 4:19 AM
- OctoberSkyee@xanga (message)
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It only works on dummies.
- 11/29/2009 5:00 AM
- TheTheologiansCafe (message)
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ahahahahahaha. that would be nice when its late at night and i'm doing homework and my hands are cold when i'm on my laptop.
- 11/29/2009 5:23 AM
- Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga (message)
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I dunno about this. My nipples do get hard everytime the wind blows on the other side of the world but this is weird! FAIL!
- 11/29/2009 5:49 AM
- The_Aimed_Wanderer@xanga (message)
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@FallenReign@xanga - WIN
@The_Aimed_Wanderer@xanga - another WIN
You THINK boobs are naturally warm, until you've been asleep in your bed and your girl sneaks in behind you and presses her icicle nipples into your back and scares the fuck out of you.
But thinking about conserving one's immaculate breasts... wouldnt sleeping with cold packs on your bewbs stimulate cell growth and keep them healthier or something?
- 11/29/2009 6:30 AM
- erahslover@xanga (message)
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I'd really expect the opposite. Should be chilly to ensure perkiness!
- 11/29/2009 6:30 AM
- lewk@xanga (message)
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awwwwkwardddd.
- 11/29/2009 8:33 AM
- invisible__monsterx@xanga (message)
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I don't get it.... they stay warm on their own! Plus you could have some lucky guy warm them up for you if you really want.
- 11/29/2009 9:17 AM
- LlothoftheDrow@xanga (message)
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"cold as a witches tit" - would this product solve that idiomatic expression's problem?
- 11/29/2009 11:16 AM
- inthenameofwater@xanga (message)
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LMAO.
- 11/29/2009 11:50 AM
- fried_ryce@xanga (message)
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@FallenReign@xanga - agree xD
this invention is lol x]
- 11/29/2009 12:22 PM
- pvia@xanga (message)
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STUPID ASIANS
- 11/29/2009 12:28 PM
- The_Aftershock_3650@xanga (message)
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LOL, Japan has the best ideas xD
- 11/29/2009 12:30 PM
- piratexXxlove@xanga (message)
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That's really lame. Who wants warm boobies? The cold brings out the nipples!
- 11/29/2009 1:06 PM
- LauraG0929@xanga (message)
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japanese ppl...
- 11/29/2009 1:16 PM
- MiSS__NARA@xanga (message)
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lmao.
- 11/29/2009 5:54 PM
- AphoticxIllusion@xanga (message)
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