In honor of what we will all be spending a lot of time doing in our post Thanksgiving stupor, I decided to share with you my favorite term ever for going potty: Butt Babies.
I guess that's not so much for the act of going potty, but rather the end result. Oh well, the point remains that no other term (and there are a lot of them) makes me laugh harder. I don't know if it's the alliteration that does it or just the childishness of it, but it makes me giggle insanely.
Some people prefer the "I have to drop the kids off at the pool" or the simple and elegant "I gotta drop a deuce." Both are classics and deserve some level of respect for all they've done for us over the years, but nothing makes me happier than to declare aloud to anyone who will listen, "Oh man, I've got a major butt baby brewing right now."
It really gives a new meaning to "Oh no! My water broke!"
Some of you may think this is gross, but I think that's part of the appeal.
On the other hand, my favorite phrase for going number one is "I have to tinkle!"
I guess I just like being silly.
What's your favorite phrase/term associated with going potty?
Comments (35)
poo.
My favorite is when my friend J says poop.
He has a slight accent, so it sounds more like "pewp"... even when he's serious. haha
Well, at least this one isn't another gay joke.
...#2 never looks like soft serve ice cream. ever.
i gotta take a shit. simple. succinct.
amongst those other than family: excuse me.
speaking of which, i seldom do number2 in public. ickle.
Modern Toilet!
they have similar stuff like this in taiwan
"There's a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with my butt."
I think I'm going to have to start using "I have to drop the kids off at the pool."
" Making a deposit."
@hilaw@xanga - A friend of mine insisted that the term should be; "Leave a shit." LOL
The dropping the kids off at the pool is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Ever. It might be making it's way into my daily conversations.
@LingeringDoubt@xanga - hah. but you know, taking a shit may seem weird to foreigners? why take shit? you leave shit. one of those things like, "what? give head? why should i give my head?"
hahahahahaaa niiceee.
how about just not telling anyone you are about to take a shit?? lmao. does it really need to be announced??
I dont get why guys feel the need to tell the whole world or at least everyone around them that they need to poo.....
Gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
Am I sick for thinking that ice cream looks good....
@sexncookies@xanga - It absolutely must be announced. This is written in the very DNA of the male human. It must be announced and done so in the most hilarious/gross/obscene way possible.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - No, you're sick for many many other reasons. ;D
This blog is shitty.
"Hold on. I have to make an offering for the porcelain god." - My cousin stopping a game we were playing so he could handle his business. Years later, we've been using it ever since.
I've always enjoyed the term, "bum nuggets" ...
I also joke with my boyfriend that I don't poop and that girls in general don't poop. I explained that I simply pop out fairies.
So now when I have to go to the bathroom, I say, "I need to shoot out some fairies!"
My turtle head is poking out
i need to go poo...or take a shit
HAHA
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - that's funny:)
I never say - I'm usually lucky and have a full evacuation upon arising. On occasion I've actually had people knock on the door and say "Tom"? and I reply "yes" and they then usually say "O" but a few times the question was "are you alright"? or else "what are you doing in there". In reply to the 1st "Yes, I'm shitting". To the other I say "I'm pumping off, it's a fetish, I always liked it best in the bathroom".
People are hung up over shitting though, there's no question, like staying over for sex; moving in with someone. It's the same as farting. BTW - I always thought Chocolate Carvel looked like shit too. I used to like Lalapalousa (splng)
I'm prairie dogging. (Get it? Like prairie dogs sticking their heads up and down from their hole? Now imagine that on your butt.)
Playing battle ship.
GROSS