The United States of America is the Donald Trump of the world.
This is not a serious country and should not be taken seriously. Donald Trump is not a serious person and should not be taken seriously.
However, the rest of the world is forced to put up with our antics because we have just enough bluster to convince everyone that we have more money than anyone, even though we're really in debt all the time.
We feel it is our right to walk around anywhere we may go like we own the place and stamp our name all over anything we see fit.
We love to paint everything in gold and act like it always was.
We love to build huge structures with a greco-roman theme thinking it makes us look classy, timeless, and permanent, when it really just makes us look like an amusement park.
We are gaudy and broken inside.
And much like the Donald, people like to talk about our younger days as full of glory and talent and promise, when in reality it was always just a sham hiding the vulgar ruthless showboat, the shameless fraud lying just beneath the surface.
And then came Barack Obama, who gave us a decent haircut for once and bought us a new suit (this time just the cuff links are gold plated, rather than the entire suit) and politely suggested that instead of screaming at everyone, spitting on them, and then punching them in the face we should just try to shake hands and treat other people like ... well, people.
Clearly this means he's an evil mastermind socialist thug weakling.
This is not a serious country. We are the Donald Trump of the world.
Comments (29)
If we are Donald Trump - Canada is our ugly ass toupee.
err... does that mean we all have bad comb overs?
Hey Donny got a T.V. show about him. As far as I'm concerned, he's a person worth being.
@beforedawn@xanga - yes, they are enforced by law. All peoples in all the lands must have bad comb overs under penalty of death. Why else would Rudy Giuliani actually think he could win the presidency?
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - Aaaand once again, I was rewarded in my diligent search for your response.
@nprospect - damn.. actually kewl.... nother thing we can bash obama for..decent hairline...
"Hi, I'm Donald Trump. I like to scratch my fat saggy butt every hour on the hour."
heh. nice analogy.
It's funny 'cause it's true...
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - ha! nice one.
@complicatedlight@xanga - dude i thot you sed this wuz mancouch?! wherz the titz wherz the myndless jock bantur?! i kom heer to goof of with the gayz (i meen the guyz) not reed left wing desiderata by emo demokratz wussup with this shit huh
@pansybradshaw@xanga - shut up panz, or i'll stuff something in it.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - That's actually pretty funny.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - That's actually pretty funny.
Funny. Mark Twain beat all of us to the punch on this theme when he described the Gilded Age. And that was over 100 years ago.
We learn slowly, if at all.
I like the obama reference. We did treat people like crap
@democrab@xanga - Lol, nice call.
@nprospect - If we're still Donalad Trump, even with Barack, can we keep the gold toilet? I'm kind of fond of that idea...
@mcmeister89 - what do you think California is?
haha...nice.
@complicatedlight@xanga - oh reely
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
@pansybradshaw@xanga - yeah really. you're not the only one with a license to drive. :P
@nprospect - Ah. Completely missed it.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - ahahahhahah. nice.
So now mancouch is being used as a stage for liberal propagandists. Way to oversimplify and straw man there lefty.
I think I've had it with this group. I'm not going to watch anymore.
Nice one dude,but whatever... time to give us back the billions your down-in-the-dump country owes us.
Xoxo
chinese people