Sunday, 15 November 2009

• Five Simple Tips For Keeping Her Happy!

  Simple Tips for keeping her happy!

  If you’re in a relationship, these tips are for you. If you’re not in a relationship, these tips will make you look like a maniacal stalker and likely will end with you in jail. So please, use this list at your own discretion.
  
  (1) Kill The Environment For Her ... In a Cute Way
  
  

  
  

  Post-it notes are your friend. They may seem drab and unassuming, but a Post-it note is fantastic at reminding a woman that you love her (and trust me, women need constant reassurance of this…don’t even try to claim otherwise, girls).  The Post-it note is a great tool. It’s size limits the amount you can write but in many ways it’s like the haiku of cards. The form forces creativity. Leaving little “I heart you” notes on the bathroom mirror, or the fridge, or if you don’t yet cohabitate, her car, her locker, etc. Anywhere there’s a surface that she sees on a regular basis can be a usable spot for a little note.
  

  
  

  (2) Remember Places of Significance and Take a Picture of Them.
  

  
  

  Do you remember where you first kissed? Where you first said “I love you” ? How about where you asked her out? Where you met? These things should be simple and easy to remember. If they happen to be still accessible, take a picture of them, print it out and make it into a card and in the card let her know how the even made you feel. (note: use a thesaurus if “good” or “nice” are the only adjectives that burst into your head)

  
  

  (3) Give Her Gifts on Insignificant Days
  

  

  Giving gifts on only Christmas, birthdays, and anniversaries is not cost effective when you compare it to little gifts on days that don’t matter. If you give a gift when you have “no reason at all” you’ll get way more bang for your buck as she will be more thrilled with the thought than of the gift itself. For example; giving a dozen roses on Valentine ’s Day may set you back between $12-$34 depending where you live. Whereas buying a single orchid and giving it in a slender vase would set you back $5-$12 but will give her bragging rights for at least a month.

  
  

  (4) Not So Spontaneous, Spontaneous Dates
  

  
  

  Women love to think of themselves in some perfect romantic comedy where one fantastic date sums up the entire relationship. It’s spontaneous, cute, funny, and heart warming …. and completely unrealistic. Spontaneous dates are usually a nightmare and she won’t find waiting to be seated at a very popular restaurant to be “cute or funny” at all. So what do you do? You make the date appear to be spontaneous without it being spontaneous at all. The easiest way to do this is reserve multiple things at different times. If you give her the appearance that she is choosing, it will seem spontaneous. For example, if you reserve a table at a 3 different restaurants that you’re sure she’ll like, let her choose which one you go to. When you get there, you’ll already have the reservation so you’re guaranteed a table, plus she’ll think that you already knew what she was going to pick….bonus points for you!
  

  
  

  (5) Pay Attention to the Small Things

   

   Most women think that all men care about is T&A. If you’re going to give her a compliment, try to avoid complimenting the T&A. Instead you’ll appear much more sophisticated and gentle if you compliment subtle things. For example; how her eyes look in “this” light compared to “that” light, the way she smiles, the way she has her hair, the softness of her hands (or just skin in general). Women are often quite critical of their appearance and these little compliments will affect her much more than just saying “You’ve got a nice ass” (although, the occasional reminder isn’t too bad).

  What other things can you do to continually woo your SO throughout your courtship?
  

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