Hey guys, how's it going? Good, good. Glad to hear it. So, are any of you planning on doing any breaking and entering today? Anyone? You know, jimmy a lock make off with some loot, that sort of thing? Nobody?
Well, if any of you do decide to go out and get a little plundering done this afternoon, than I have a bit of advice you might find useful. Make sure to get some sleep. I'm serious, find yourself a nice couch (a man couch even), and catch a few Z's.
Don't believe me? Well, neither did this idiot from Perth, Australia.
Authorities apprehended a 35 year old man trying to break into a shopping center early Sunday morning. It was probably the easiest arrest they had made in weeks. Why? The man was asleep. The man was asleep with his fucking lock pick in the goddamn door. I don't usually like to cuss but, holy shit! How dumb are you?
Inside the suspect's pocket were a set of keys that opened his car, which contained a bunch of prescription drugs, the same drugs reported missing from a pharmacy earlier in the day. Wow.
Talk about an ill-advised cat-nap. I guess this gives new meaning to the phrase "cat burglar" (see that, see what I did there?)
Anyway, long story short, make sure you get a little nap time in before you go burglarizing your neighborhood shopping center. Probably best if you dispose of all your stolen prescription drugs as well.
Got it? Good.
Anyone have any embarrassing falling asleep stories that can top this one?
Comments (6)
wow. that's about all i can say to that foolishness.
haha maybe he had a sleeping disorder
ownt. He's like the guy from Rat Race!!! wahahaha.
I feel asleep before at Starbucks after pulling TWO all-nighters in a row, apparently I kept knocking my head back at the chair's backing. I have two bruises on my head after that and my group of friends took a video. I deleted it, fortunately.
all those prescription drugs probably had something to do with why he was asleep/trying to break into that place.
Fell asleep on the kitchen table after a drunken night. Grandma wasn't happy to find my arm near the butter. lol