Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • The New York Yankees Won The World Series

     
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    What up, bitches?! The New York Yankees just won the 2009 World Series, their 27th championship!

    This was the Yankees first championship since 2000 and their first appearance in the World Series since 2003. This is their first season in the new stadium and what a way to break it in.

    Although, an interesting little fact, the Yankees haven't won a World Series under a Republican president since Eisenhower. So, if you're a Yankees hater, well, you should probably blame Palin. And if you're a Yankees fan, as it is only natural to be, you should be thanking your lucky stars for Barack Obama.

    But really, this is about how good it feels to be a Yankees fan right now. Everyone else can just suck it! Pow pow!

    I'm going off to do my victory dance all day. If you want to know what my victory dance looks like, it's kind of a cross between the MC Hammer dance, Yosemite Sam firing off his pistols, various shimmys, and Job's chicken impression from Arrested Development.

    On a more classy note, it's only right to end this post how every Yankees victory at the stadium. Take it away, Frank:



    How do you feel about Yankees' victory?
    a) The Yankees Win! The-e-e-e-e-e Yankees Win!
    b) All the haters better back off, A-rod finally got his ring.
    c) meh ... don't care.
    d) Why was glee interrupted for this?
    e) I HATE THEM!
    f) I'm a Red Sox fan so I'm weeping softly into my collection of David Ortiz' roided out pubes and banging my head against the wall because no one is talking about what this means for Red Sox fans and filling my massive needy complex.

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