I just have to thank you, ladies. All of you. For all the time and effort and creativity that you have put in over the years to make your Halloween costumes more whorey.
It's truly a remarkable feat. I mean, hey, anyone can make a nurse or a schoolgirl whorey. Who hasn't gotten a bj or $20 handy at the hospital? I know I have. But you make a whorey Ghostbuster (which might just be the hottest thing ever) or a whorey dumb and dumber? Well, that's just a gift.
That takes serious effort and creativity. Who even thinks, "You know what would be great to be for Halloween? Dumb and Dumber. But the costume is just missing something .... or maybe it's got too much of something! Ah, perfect. Jim Carrey, you're such a slut."
It's enough to make me think that maybe if we diverted that much effort and creativity elsewhere we'd all have healthcare right now.
But who's to say that we really need healthcare? I say, boobs are all the healthcare I need.
So thank you, from the bottom of my .... well, you know.
What was the most creative slutastic costume you saw?
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slutty bumblebee outfit on a curvy girl...honey jokes out the wahzoo...
LOL who needs healthcare when you have boobs.
i saw the ghostbuster costume and that was pretty "slick" haha.
i made myself a bottle of champagne. i work gold leggings, tight gold spaghetti strap, and had foil around my neck and in my hair. I wore huge yellow heels and carried a bottle of bubbles around with me : )
i got some nice compliments on the creativity+sexiness.
stuff like this is reasons why I am gladd I got out of my current college. Once you get a girl in a maid uniform talking about one night stands to you, it's all downhill from there.
it was FREEZING on halloween this year. idc how good they look, it was too cold to be wearing something that didnt cover you up for the most part.
I was home in bed sick on Halloween so I didn't get to see anyone.
my new favorite is the mrs. kruger (freddy kruger's wife outfiit)
Patron bottle.
didn't do anything for halloween, so idk.
slutty mcgee and tits mcgee were plentiful on halloween.
i saw a slutty incredibles group one time.
I had to work on Halloween, but we had to wear costumes. I had bought my costume at a lingerie store in Vegas, so all I could do was put tights on underneath and hope for the best. I still got some looks from some mothers who didn't seem too fond. It's not like I WANTED to wear a slutty costume at a family restaurant.
@AznFier@xanga - this would have been AWESOME!
I once saw this girl go as...well, maybe a mermaid...
she want to the bar with her long hair taped to her boobs, wearing nothing else. Now THAT's brave.
i didn't really see any good stand-out ones this year.
i thought of this just days too late, but next year, it's slutty marching band member for me. it will be so epic, cities may crumble. i can't wait. already coming up with "this one time, at band camp..." jokes.This is why I shop for costumes in the men's section. More variety. Nothing but whore costumes in the women's section don't cha know?
- Kunoichi
I went as a vampire bounty hunter! Rob Patterson no longer!!! lol. I wore a shreaded tank top short black jean shorts thigh holsters and two very large guns! It was awesome. I looked like I just came out of a resident evil movie
@Noelleish@xanga - No clothes at all?!
I always wondered if someone would ever use JUST post its.
Hahahaha. This is great. I loved the line, "Jim Carrey, you're such a slut." Kudos for that one! :)
I saw a slutty scuba steve.
slutty cupcake.
slutty rainbow brite.slutty elmo.
hot damn
Halloween is meant to dress up scary.
Not to use it as an excuse to dress up like a slut and feel better about yourself.
Hahahahahahaha, really.
I feel lame.. because I believe if I looked like those girls, I'd still be too modest to dress like that. I get nervous just wearing a short skirt... that's almost down to my knees haha. Halloween is okay to dress like that I guess. I just hate when girls wear shorts that show their asses [literally] during the summer, especially 15 years olds haha. Then they wonder why guys are perverted to them.
But halloween is a time of creativity, and time to have fun. If dressing whorey is fun for you then go for it. I'm just happy I have a boyfriend who doesn't have too big of a wondering eye.
Halloween is gay in general. For both men and women.