Monday, 02 November 2009

  • If Real Life Was More Like Pr0n


    Here are 10 things that would happen in the real world if it was more like pr0n:

    10) You hear a noise in your basement, and you find that it's an attractive woman you've never seen before wearing a tank top, short skirt, and high heels. All she did was look around and hasn't tried stealing anything.

    9) When you go to jail, you're put into a jail cell that's guarded by a female police officer that can be convinced to have sex with you.

    8) The best places to find vulnerable women is at libraries, beaches, and even on the sidewalk.

    7) All attractive women can be convinced to have sex with random strangers in a van (or on a boat) and taped for only 300 dollars.

    6) Female restrooms in fancy restaurants are only used for passionate lesbian sex.

    5) Women will not file for sexual harassment if you stick your man junk in a hole while she's using the restroom. In fact, it's a huge turn on.

    4) All maids are attractive and prefer not to wear clothes.

    3) If you ride some sort of public transportation, you will most likely see a man and woman having sex, and no one really cares.

    2) The larger number of women in a group, the higher the chance of a huge lesbian orgy.

    1) All 18 year old cheerleaders who wear pigtails aren't actually good cheerleaders and only want to have sex.

    What else would happen if real life was more like pr0n?

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