Sunday, 01 November 2009

• Sports-Themed Gay Pr0n Titles

  In keeping with the theme of my last post, I thought I should share something else I thought of one day while watching sports.

  
  

  
  

   

  A lot of the common phrases that are uttered by sports commentators sound like they could be the titles of sports-themed gay porn movies. With that I bring you, The Top 5 Sports-Themed Gay Pr0n Titles.

  
  

  Just to prove that I’m not out for a cheap laugh on a simple gimmick, I’ll offer explanations after every proposed title as to their rationale, and how each title makes sense.

  
  

  5. Hard and Inside

   

  Sometimes when a pitcher in baseball throws a pitch to a batter that’s up there in speed (90 mph and up usually and close to the batter’s body, the commentator will refer to the pitch as one that was “hard and inside”.

   

  4. Deep and Foul

   

  When a hitter in baseball hits a ball really far that happens to go a bit foul, a commentator will observe that the batter hit the ball “deep and foul”.

   

  3. Unnecessary Roughness

   

  Unnecessary roughness is a penalty in football that a player gets if he does something way out of line, like throw a punch at an opposing player after the play was over.

   

  2. Long Ball

   

  A long ball is what some commentators and fans refer to as a home run in baseball.

   

  1. Deep Threat

   

  A wide receiver that can run really fast and stretch the field is often referred to as a deep threat.

   

  Fin

   

  :: bows ::

   

  Now giggle to your heart’s content. Enjoy!

  
  

  Can you think of any others?
  

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