I came upon a realization about men.
Men and fat chicks are a lot alike. Before some of you decide to comment with your argument against guys who say the words "fat chicks" in a post, let me explain.
Men, much like most fat chicks, just want to hang around women, and not be judged for their looks or whether they have a nice car or anything stupid that women as a whole like guys for that have nothing to do with anything.
Men, much like fat chicks, are feel good people that you don't have to worry about impressing, unlike skinny chicks. Ever tried going to an all you can eat buffet with a skinny chick? They're downers. They will say things like "No I'm on a diet", or "That'll make me fat", or they'll simply avoid what they really are thinking by saying "No, I'm not hungry".
Men and fat chicks alike will go to an all you can eat buffet, get stuffed, and then go somewhere to talk smack about that skinny chick, or just life in general.
Men are also like fat chicks in the sense that they simply want you to appreciate us for the contributions we already make in the friendship. Sometimes we feel like we have to do something really special just in order to hang with some skinny chicks at times, less known date one.
And in conclusion, being easier to please, low maintenance, just wanting to hang out and nothing more(usually) is how men and fat chicks are very much alike.
The secret moral to this story is that women need to get in touch with their inner fat chick.
Are men really like fat chicks?
True
Comments (118)
I approve of this.
And cue the oversensitive fat / skinny chicks who like to badmouth men...
Word.
word
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - lol i said word right after you and didn't even know you wrote it
rofl....Yeah I can see the flames from fatasses coming :P
But I do love me a buffet... even tho I weigh 90-95 lbs last time I checked. YES, HOORAH FOR ASIAN GENES. Fuck being anorexic.
hahahhah this is funny
I can't believe I just rec'd a Mancouch post. This is crazy....
But I see the correlation and I found it clever.
Something CLEVER on Mancouch, it's amazing...
~V
lmao. I'm a short skinny girl (108 to be exact) and according to this, I think like a fat chick lol.
i'm a fat chick. like, you have no idea.
and that's why I love fat chicks. A skinny chick couldn't please me anyway.
*lol* Great!
@Smichy420@xanga - I guesss we're both just awesome.
I'm "that skinny chick", and I'm cool :P
2 eprops
I'm 5'1 and 100 pounds. I'm skinny by most people's standards. I go dutch on all dates (or we trade out), I'm low maintenance in most ways (though I expect a great deal of affection - none of it has to be financial), and I pig out at all you can eat buffets.
It's the thinnest girls I know that can outeat most big dudes at these buffets. We're like little black holes. I also hate being judged, hate judging others and want to be appreciated for who I am.
I think your post is more about the difference between shallow and less shallow people.
Ahaha. Love it.
The girls who are bitches seem to overshadow the rest of us who eat, laugh and dont care about stupid things.
Nice article. I've actually been to a buffet with a skinnier girl (not REAL skinny, but a little below avg weight) and I must say... it really is a downer. My buddy and I are on plate 4 of calamari/tilapia/steamed rolls and bowl 3 of udon soup and this chick is debating seconds... Love her to death, nicest girl I know, but when I'm in the mood to eat, chicks who won't eat get on my nerves.
This doesn't change how I feel about fat chicks.
hahaha. I think this had the potential to be mildly offensive, but it made me chuckle. Well, more like scrunch up my eyebrows in bemusement. Either way...
hell yeah...they always want to hang around the pretty girls.
there are some "skinny" chicks who loveeeeee all you can eat!
according to my BMI, i am underweight... probably because my appetite sucks due to frequent sickness, though.
i guess this was funny, but i am just wondering, is this really how you view "skinny chicks" as a whole? a group of anorexic, desperate, & high-maintenance bitches?just wonderingggg.