Bar Fight: Christian Bale vs. All Other Batmen

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Bar Fight: Christian Bale vs. All Other Batmen
I recently re-watched Batman Begins and The Dark Knight for the bajillionth time the other night and it occurred to me that Christian Bale is just as badass as I ever imagined him to be. Even wit the time that has passed and how many times I've watched it. He's Just as badass as ever.
Christian Bale: Mancrush. There, I said it.
Best Batman ever. Not even close.
So when thinking of who to match him up against it just didn't seem fair to put him up against just one of the other actors who played Batman. So, I figured, why not put him up against all of them at once? "Capital idea, my boy!" I responded to myself. And so we have it.
Christian Bale vs. Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney!

Who would win?

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Adam West or Michael Keaton.
In the end, Michael Keaton by far. He is batman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc_encIvqQ8
- 10/27/2009 12:07 PM
- ShimmerBodyCream@xanga (message)
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Keaton was good and obviously the only match for Bale. But, in the end, Bale is a better Batman. Though the real question was "who would win in a bar fight?" and I don't know if you've seen Christian Bale in... well just about any role, but he's fucking jacked. Bale probably actually needed all the muscle spots in his batsuit, Keaton had them just as intimidation.
Bale wins.
- 10/27/2009 12:29 PM
- mcmeister89 (message)
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Christian Bale.
- 10/27/2009 12:33 PM
- Swhatley@xanga (message)
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Bale IS jacked, except in American Psycho. Easy win...Can't understand how anyone even considers the other (emphasis on the quotation marks) "Batmen" even in his league.
- 10/27/2009 12:34 PM
- sexy4125@xanga (message)
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@sexy4125@xanga - you're right. "American Psycho" Bale might as well be Rick Moranis. Lol.
- 10/27/2009 12:59 PM
- mcmeister89 (message)
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well...Mr Keaton...he...I can't decide between him and Bale...Bale trumps Keaton as far as looks are concerned...but I dunno...
I just don't know.
- 10/27/2009 1:23 PM
- letmedie_2087@xanga (message)
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Bale wins.
- 10/27/2009 1:28 PM
- free2chuze@xanga (message)
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Keaton. By Far.
All you have to do is see Clean & Sober.
And even tho I appreciate Bale's Batman...Keaton could never move like Bale, his Batsuit was too rigid...If you gave Keaton a Bale Batsuit and gave him the same fight choreography, It would be a very close fight between the two. I'd say Keaton. At least Keaton could be understood (no 'marble mouth' Batman speaking part)
Clooney would be a third choice, again, given the same outfit and moves, Bale would top Clooney.
- 10/27/2009 1:34 PM
- blufrogz37@xanga (message)
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Bale would kick all their asses and then curse out anyone who walked in his line of sight during the fight.

I think Bale could be the best Batman, but first he's got to get rid of that ridiculous growling voice he uses while he's in the Batman costume. Use your normal Bruce Wayne voice, the growling is irritating.
- 10/27/2009 1:36 PM
- CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga (message)
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val kilmer... i just find him -- well not now -- but then, so sexy.
- 10/27/2009 2:14 PM
- hollywoodxstudio@xanga (message)
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I prefer the comic version. Actors are just actors. Batman is just a character to them.
- 10/27/2009 2:28 PM
- ANGEL_versus_DEVIL@xanga (message)
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Mine's a tie between Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer. They were the best out of the long line of "Batman" actors. And no, my having a crush on the both of them had nothing to do with it.
- 10/27/2009 3:30 PM
- eternal_tigress@xanga (message)
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obviously george clooney - but im biased cause hes a sexy beast <3
- 10/27/2009 3:43 PM
- dearFLOPPY@xanga (message)
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I'll go with Bale, but its probably because I hated the other batman movies and how crappy they were compared to the two recent ones.
- 10/27/2009 4:50 PM
- xsimplepleasuresx@xanga (message)
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you punch your mother with that mouth?
- 10/27/2009 4:59 PM
- supaflychikn@xanga (message)
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Keaton, without a doubt.
- 10/27/2009 5:17 PM
- skylar_rose@xanga (message)
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Keaton... hands down.
- 10/27/2009 6:31 PM
- MsKittyCatty@xanga (message)
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Bale vs. Adam West, as Clooney is too much a pretty boy, Kilmer's put on too much weight, and Keaton can't get out of the house.
- 10/27/2009 8:30 PM
- brianbsquared@xanga (message)
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Adam West WAS the best batman by far, I dont care if he is built like my grandfather!!
- 10/27/2009 8:31 PM
- beebeak@xanga (message)
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definatley bale. he'll probably throw lights at them. x:
- 10/27/2009 8:42 PM
- nerdishh8D@xanga (message)
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Bale was psychotically amazing. best depiction of batman hands down! this coming from a huge comic book geek.
- 10/27/2009 8:45 PM
- lot223@xanga (message)
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Bale. <3
- 10/27/2009 10:27 PM
- arizonabcdE@xanga (message)
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Christian Bale with hands tied behind his back.
- 10/27/2009 10:28 PM
- annacstars40@xanga (message)
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@CheckieEatsOrganicPoptarts@xanga - Agreed-Bale Batman Growl just makes me laugh hysterically.

I say Bale. He is also a pretty badass John Conner. Or a pretty badass anything.
- 10/27/2009 11:32 PM
- yourblondeness@xanga (message)
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George is too funny. Val - too serious. Mike is great with the serious Batman part, does ok with the ladies, but, Christian Bale kicks ass, gets the ladies, and looks hot in a suit. Hands down - Bale.
- 10/28/2009 8:12 AM
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