Monday, 26 October 2009
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An Ode To ShimmerBodyCream
You may have noticed lately, that a certain commenter named ShimmerBodyCream has hit the comments section like a tornado of insults and electronic sneers trying to tear down everyone in her path.
She's been commenting on nearly every post that goes up. So many snide comments, so little time.
She's really shaken things up around here. And we've noticed.
Now we're asking you, dear Mancouch reader, to submit a post to be featured on the front page to see who can illicit the most horrifying insult from Ms. ShimmerBodyCream.
We'd ask her to contribute, herself, but we're pretty sure that anything she submits would be so dirty, offensive, and insulting that simply viewing it would cause one's face to be melted off like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
To try and invoke the wrath of ShimmerBodyCream, Submit right here:
http://www.mancouch.com/submit-post?user=mancouch
Easy as pie. And just know that nothing you ever do, could ever be good enough for ShimmerBodyCream.
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Comments (261)
Psh, she's not Chuck Norris or anything. I could make her mad.
she's so weird.
LOL she ranted on me too. However, that was over at Lovelyish. Who the fuck cares about what some troll is doing?
She told my boyfriend that his brain must be rotted from a sperm backup. I can vouch that if there's any rotten brains around here, it's certainly not from that
AHAHA. Love it. Maybe I'll think of something.
woahhhh
how bad is she?
Lovelyish supports this idea, as we too have been blessed by the plentiful trollings of Miss Cream.
@noree_n@xanga - bad, i think she was actually blocked by datingish. she's a total troll.
Lol she havent said anything mean to me on any of my posts
I like her :) she speaks whats on her mind which others find it to be offensive
is this Xanga-approved drama?
i think she left me a nice comment, once.
@noree_n@xanga - She's VERY bad.
Read her exchange with Paige and I (on a simple beer review) here. Paige unleashed some of her best insults on this troll.
I have been on Xanga for 6 years, and she is the first person to ever leave an insulting comment response to me. I was offended for a second, the kept reading and realized she does it to everyone. Some people just have nothing better to do I guess.
Wait, do you guys actually have nothing better to post about? Or is she giving blowies to someone on the staff?
@Imnotcrazyjustinsane@xanga - i think it's just time to give someone a taste of her own medicine.
I remember this one time she called anyone who had sex before marriage a slut. hah
This should be interesting.
she's never said anything to me, but i'm sure responding to her comments and making posts like this just adds fuel to the firre haha
@TheBigShowAtUD@xanga - of course she did, you're adorable and funny and oh-so-nice.
@soyeahthatswhathappened@xanga - Hey now, I was blocked by Dating ish AND Mancouch in one week, but not for the same reasons she was.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - why were you blocked?
@withlove_c@xanga - They messaged me and told me I was blocked for leaving slightly off-topic comments, like sometimes I would address the subject at hand and maybe linger into another subject, and other times my comment might be irrelivant and wouldn't answer the question, and instead I'd say something funny about the post or leave a funny answer that didn't help anyone. I know that's how I got blocked on Datingish, but Mancouch didn't even give me a reason. Weird.
i dont see her comments on this one hehe
Can I marry you now? haha :)
Um, not to steal BunnyParfait's fire or anything, but that was pointless.
@yankeesrock92715@xanga - Is this the same ShimmerBodyCream who probably got ambiguously horny when I talked about levels of horniness AFTER a breakup on Datingish?