Saturday, 24 October 2009
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Want to live longer? Stare At Boobs.
Want to live longer? Then stare at more boobs.
At least, that's what this study says. Apparently staring at breasts for a few minutes a day can cut the risk of heart disease and stroke in half for men (Well, presumably this only works for straight men. And probably lesbians too. Or bisexuals of any gender. Anyway...).
Of course you could get the same results from regular old cardiovascular exercise. But which are you more likely to do consistently, jog or look at boobies?
So fellas, to your health!
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AHAHAH NO WAY :D
next time someone tells me to put a less revealing shirt on i'm going to inform them that i'm reducing their risk of heart disease.
Sorry. I didn't read anything below that distracting picture. Does she have a face?
LOL, wow, you guys will try anything, huh? hahaha!
A pity it's fake. This would certainly have been a nice alternative/supplement to regular cardiovascular exercise.
What the hell..haha!
Haha, that's pretty interesting...yet not at all surprising. My boyfriend seems to like this idea...while I'm smacking him away so I can type a comment...
Brilliance.
You could double up: jog while looking. :P
wow that is amazing!!!
@DarkDestiny666@xanga - why is he stareing at these boobies when he has yours? ungrateful bastard your saveing his life and that how he repay you? Let him have a heart attack not more boobies for him LOL!!
"Of course you could get the same results from regular old cardiovascular exercise."
I highly doubt this.
Hey... what a good excuse.
This is old. This myth originally came out in 1999 according to Snopes.com.
As much as I wish it to be true, this is a load of horse shit bigger than Hercules had to move as one of his twelve labors.
@mcmeister89 - Awww bummer, Snopes ruins everything.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
don't believe everything you hear. i ran up the search at my university's library collection and there is no such article.
i'll tell the mister about the study. if he's not looking at others' he can look at mine for a few mins a day.
LOL even if it can lengthen your life, i'm sure it could shorten your life too if you get caught doing it. i don't think "you're helping me live longer" is a good enough excuse haha
It's just like the Fountain of Youth.....I'll be livin' forever
lol my bf wants proof.
But why does it cut heart diseases and stroke? because all the blood goes down to the --- ?
Hahaha. This is funny.
"Are you looking at my breasts?"
"Yes...but only because it'll cut my risk of heart disease!"
As long as this study was not done but the same guys who studied the impact of cow farts on the environment...
pathetic
@KageTengu@xanga - He was staring at mine! xD Which made it hard for me to get my arms around his head to reach the keyboard @.@ Haha!
I'm assuming it works because seeing something sexually arousing raises your heart rate..just like jogging would.
Though, unless staring at boobies raises your heartrate consistently over a 30 min. period...I'm guessing the effect is minimal. Sorry boys.