Saturday, 17 October 2009

  • Vampires Are The New Nazis



    Next week a new Vampire flick called Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is coming out. The ads are all over the place.

    I have one request: STOP IT!

    There are too many Vampire movies! And there are more on the way. Have you been to the movies lately? Half the previews are for new vampire movies. How many vampire movies can you possibly make?

    Well, if you read the title, you're probably wondering where the Nazis come in. Well, there are too many Nazi movies as well (and this was a problem long before Edward stalked Bella and told her that he has a small heroin problem that he really needs to get treatment for, but methadone clinics close too early).

    Every award season (November-December) there is a new slate of Nazi movies coming out, desperately trying to win an oscar. And each year people care less and less because, you know, we get it. Nazis = Evil, Some Nazis = Heart of Gold, Holocaust = Bad, WWII = Hard, American Soldiers = Heroes, blah blah blah blah. It's all been done before, and it's been done to death.

    I have a strict policy about not going to any Nazi movies (I made an exception for Inglourious Basterds because it's actually a different and interesting take on the whole thing, it's theatrical, you know, like a movie) and now I have a new rule about Vampire movies because Vampires are the new Nazis.

    We get it already. There's always a Vampire movie coming out every one in  a while, which is fine. But this new onslaught is just ridiculous. All the movies blend into each other and I just don't care anymore.

    So, please Hollywood, stop ruining Vampires. I'm looking, at you Twilight, with your puss Vamps and anti-sex message.

    Are Vampires the new Nazis?

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