Sunday, 11 October 2009
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Showdown: Round 1
Let's start with the obvious: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are awesome. So awesome they could melt your face off with the pure powers of their awesomeness. You don't mess with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
But which turtle is the best? Sure, we all have our favorites (mine is Michelangelo), but how can we definitively determine which one was the best? Other than everyone agreeing with me because I'm right, of course.
Well, that's why Mancouch exists. To answer these devastating existential questions.
So today we'll start with Round 1.
This will be a round robin style tournament with the winner facing a special guest and winning the affections of one, Miss April O'Neil (I know, it's gross, but I'm not going to stand in their way, I just hope they don't have any flipper babies).
In Round 1 we have two match-ups. Bebop and Rocksteady will be the referees.
The two match-ups are:
1) Leonardo vs. Donatello
2) Michelangelo vs. Rafael
Who wins each fight?
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Comments (41)
Leonardo beats Donatello after he slices Don's weapon into tiny bits and then wrecks his day with an elbow to the face.
Michelangelo barely defeats Rafael in a fight. Basically, both of them use entirely retarded and unrealistic weapons, but since Rafael puts way too much emotion into fighting, he gets caught up in the moment and gets distracted. Michelangelo just sort of goes with the flow making nunchucks almost worth something as weapons and is able to defeat Rafael right as he digests his pizza.
1. Leonardo
2. Rafael
Leonardo no doubt for the first, and i have to go with bad boy Rafael.
Donatello and Rafael.
Leo and Rafael. Donatello has a stick so he loses. Michelangelo will be too drunk or hung over from partying.
1. Donatello for sure. He's the cool-headed, all around member. He jokes around with Mikey and doesn't mess shit up like Rafael. Sure, Leo is the leader.. but I mean, c'mon, did anyone choose Cylcops as their favorite X-Men? (If you did... WTF man?)
2. This is tough, much tougher than the first match up. I'd have to go with Raf. Mikey is funny and goofy and all, but Raf is just badass.
Leonardo and Rafael.
Donnie and Mikey win the day
Leo and Mikey take the cake.
Donatello and Rafael
Don and Raf
during the time leonardo is lecturing him, donatello builds either a bomb, disintegrator, particle cannon, or time machine and wrecks leonardo's day.....then while he's stunned proceeds to beat him senseless with the bowstaff.
raphael versus mikey becomes a fistfight once mikey's nunchuks get wrapped up in raphael's scythes. raphael then uses "curb stomp technique" on mikey.
Leonardo without a doubt, he's got a good head on his shoulders and a strong weapon.
And I have to go with Michaelangelo, only because there's just too high a chance that Rafael will be in the middle of an angsty period and too depressed to fight back.
Leonardo and Rafael (my favorite)!
I <3 Mikey. He wins in the end.
Please don't make me choose...
They looked so cute back then! Now they're like GRR I'M GONE KILLYOU!
Leonardo will win from sheer determination.
Rafael will win because he's bad ass and Michaelangelo is a lazy ass lol
1. Donetello
2. Michaelangelo.:DLeo and Mike fo sho
Leo and Mike. :)
Leo > all
and if i had to choose, raf > mike
leo raf.
Don would crush Leo with no problem and Raph would beat mike barely because he has the rage.
If these are fights in the literal sense, then Leonardo and Rafael. However, if this is a contest of awesomeness outside the realm of physical combat, Donatello and Michaelangelo.