Heh. This is epic fail, you know that right? Let me point something out to you. The majority of loud mouth bloggers that never shut up own vaginas. This aint even ManCouch anymore. It's like.. Aphotic Vangina Tomb of Death. It reeks with rotting blood. All these fussy girls. You guys get barely any traffic. Seriously. I mean, I'm funny as hell, and sexy as fuck. I am the most awesome thing on the face of the earth. And this site? Yeah, totally not awesome. Fix it. Do something. wtf is up with "ManCouch" anyway. Start off by changing it to "ManCave" Not just man cave. Manbearpigcave. No- I nix that. Change the name to Bacon. I rest my case. Honestly, I would write for you guys- I'm clearly oh so funny and charismatic. I am just lazy. If you will excuse me. I'm going to watch Cartman whack the piss out of Kenny. I really like the episode with the little pink Christina Agulara monsters. Dude. We both know that is so true. She's always watching.. and scheming. Also, I demand a car in regards to me gracing you with my almighty presence. I am after all the God of Awesome. Appease me little people who were created in my image. Appease me or I will take away the bacon. And you know what else? I will change every TV Program to Mc'D's commercials. And then you know what I will do? I will obliterate Mc'D's from the face of the earth. Yeah, that's right. You'll be sitting there looking at that burger, but you won't get it. All you will get is tofu and chick beer. So- I expect that sports car to be awesome.