Wednesday, 07 October 2009

  • If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Superpower Would You Have?



    This is an interesting question. And one that should not be taken lightly. Let's just take a quick look at a few favorites before answering this one.

    Flying - The obvious answer. Also, completely overrated. Everyone seems to assume that flight automatically means super speed flight and super stamina flight, when really you'd probably only be able to fly about as fast as you can run and about as far without getting tired. That said, let's give you the super stamina because why ruin fantasy with reality? But I just can't give you the speed. That is a whole separate superpower and you only get one. Thems the rules.

    Super Strength
    - What's really the point? You're not going to be beating up bad guys. It's not like without super speed or nifty web slingers or even a really cool super powered car you can get to a crime scene in time. So what are you going to do? Lift stuff? Try punching something and you'll break your whole arm because you'll punch harder than your bones can take. And you'd probably accidentally seriously injure people you care about. It just has disaster written all over it.

    Super Speed - Now there's a super power. It's like having 10 super powers in one. You can run fast, make whirlwinds, vibrate your molecules so you can phase through other matter, run so fast that you can walk on water (maybe jesus was a speedster? it would explain the water to wine and fish and bread thing too), and really just crack open any copy of the flash and see the various ways this power can be used. Just make sure you don't hit anything while going so fast. That can be .... erm .... messy ...

    Heat Vision - It'd make making toast a helluva lot more interesting? I'm sorry that's the best I can do for this one.

    Ice Powers - This'd be pretty cool. You'd never have to worry about having a cold drink. Then again, cold hands might cause problems during sexytime, though. Good luck with that. And I've never understood the whole creating a pathway to slide on mode of transportation. It doesn't really make sense to begin with and wouldn't it make it really easy for bad guys to knock you down?

    Immortality - Really? You want this? Do you really believe you won't go insane? Have you looked at humanity lately? The only thing that makes it remotely bearable are people you care about and they're all gonna die on you. At a certain point you will turn evil, then mad, then some place beyond the both of those that we normal humans can't possibly comprehend, but detests yourself for living so long. 

    I think an underrated power would be the ability to make any song you want play out of nowhere for everyone to hear. Just think of the possibilities. From sporting events to spelling bee competitions. Also, imagine there's a certain song that gets that special lady of yours in the mood .... but you don't have it. No problem, just play it with your special power. Hell, play it whenever she's around hoping for a Pavlovian response. It couldn't hurt.

    Anyway, if you could have any superpower, which superpower would you have?

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